Muhammad Ali

The Greatest

Muhammad Ali: "It's hard to be humble, when you're as great as I am."

by Keeme September 6, 2003

Chocolate Ali

When you are banging a broad, right as you are about to cum you start punching her asshole so hard that your hand slips in.

Justin: Oh, did you bang Susan?
John: Hell yea, AND I gave her a Chocolate Ali.
Ben: You punched her asshole until your hand slipped in?
John: Hell yea, I KO'd her craphole.

by John Cyz November 25, 2010

Muhammad Ali

Greatest boxer of all time

"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses, behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."

by petey November 23, 2003

Ali Lohan

Linday Lohan's little sister. Hopefully she doesn't end up like her!

Man....look at Ali Lohan!

by Mercedes B October 25, 2007

Ali-Aar

The most smartest and most handsome guy on the planet

I love Ali-Aar he is the most likable guy on the planet

by Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson December 6, 2021

Ali Hajihaidari

Smells good, clammy hands, phenomenal, the cat's meow; when he was in preschool, his best friend was winnie the pooh. He is an actor, singer, pianist, and just a wonderful person. Ali is dramatic and hysterical. His laugh can be heard miles away and anon creepers constantly want his....0__0. Everyone's kids should be named after Ali Hajihaidari.

You. are. phenomenal. You are just wonderful! Not okay!
-Ali Hajihaidari

by Phenomenal friends April 29, 2011

Ali Jewbag

A sexual act performed on a female coworker during work hours. After having sex, you break her legs, forcing her to file a claim under worker's compensation.

Oh man! Janice be coming on to me at work like a fiend or sumthin! So I laid her out on the lunch table at work. After we finished I gave her an Ali Jewbag. Bitch'll be collecting cheques for months!

by bigwillyfromphilly September 1, 2014