Albert 

Small , Pale , Gamer who is to smart for his own good and very sarcastic. Always zonked

Albert , nuff said

Albert by El'Bobert March 10, 2010

Alberta 

A wretched hive of scum, villainy, and greed.

Dude: Alberta sold-out its future and the future of its citizens so a few corporations could rape the land and make billions of dollars in profit.

Dudette: What do you expect? It's a wretched hive of scum, villainy and greed.

Alberta by CoolCat6969 September 26, 2008

Albert Pujols 

Inventor of baseball.

Sven: "Albert Pujols sure is good at baseball."
Gary: "Of course he is. He invented it, you goddamn jackass."

Albert Pujols by Badassassin October 9, 2008

Albertin 

The most amazing friend ever. She'll be there for you through everything. Don't make a mistake and lose her, you'll be sorry! <3

Albertin is my best friend.

Albertin by Elle16 March 5, 2011

Alberta 

Alberta's the best person to be around. She makes you smile and laugh for so long you'll forget what started you laughing in the first place. The greatest smile of anyone one you know but she is very insecure and has no self confidence or self esteem which brings her down. Has beautiful eyes and a very warm heart. Loves Loves Loves animals, has heaps of pets and remembers every single one. If you have an Alberta cherish her

I wish I could be like Alberta, she's so confident and stunning

Alberta by _TeenyTinyTunker_ November 28, 2018

Albert 

Albert is a sexy ass mothafucka with a big ass dick and fucks your mom every night until she cries

Ohh girl look at that bulge in his pants damn ill get some of that alllll night thats obviously an Albert

Albert by Sexy ass motha fuckas March 20, 2016

Prince Albert Poohoes 

1. A Prince Albert Poohoes occurs when one farts into a butt plug, but the anal contractions restrict the fart from escaping, causing your head to explode.

2. A butt plug with a chain attached, connected to a Prince Albert dick hole piercing. When farted into, the resulting pressure travels the path of least resistance to the brain, where resulting explosion(s) occur.

"Hey guys, what happened to Maui?"
"What you diddn't hear? Trash gave him the Prince Albert Poohoes and his eyes popped out of his head!"

Prince Albert Poohoes by Albert Poohoes April 5, 2013