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white albatross

An orgy involving three men sitting on a sofa. Another person is on her knees in front of the center man. While she actively performs oral sex on him, she gives hand jobs to the men on either side. The combined action is reminiscent of a flying white albatross.
Yea, dude, Stu, Tony, and I totally got your mom to give us a white albatross...
by palebot October 16, 2009
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The Alba Defense

A form of arguing when you take the most decisive evidence, sound thinking, and non-debatable logic, and promptly debunk it in the most uncreative, asinine, and ass-backwards way possible without even thinking.

Developed by Quercus Alba, an ambassador for a foreign country, when he was accused of a double-murder on American soil. When questioned and presented with completely undeniable logic and evidence, Alba simply said that they were wrong. He was found not guilty.
Cop: You're fingerprints are on the murder weapon, the victim's blood is on your coat, a witness says you did it.

Accused: Nopes. They're wrong.

Cop: CURSES!!! HE'S USING THE ALBA DEFENSE!!!!!!
by Bugsy McGee June 1, 2011
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Albfro

Used to describe the unruly affro of one of the most talented guitarists ever - Albert Hammond Jr.
I wish i had an albfro like Albert Hammond Jr.
by SophXxx August 18, 2006
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Albanian Picnic

An Albanian Picnic is the manliest form of a picnic. It occurs in a mountainous area and includes live music, guns, manly food, and beers. The activity consists of 20-30 men eating manly food, drinking beer, listening to manly live music, while shooting guns in the air. Most of the guns have to be handguns with some rifles and one or two AK-47. The reason being is that if all the guns were AK-47 it would be considered a Terrorist Picnic and if all the guns were rifles then it would be considered a KKK Picnic. When the Albanian Picnic is over, it is customary for all the participants to go home and engage in sexual relations with their wives and or female lovers.
If you search on youtube "Picnic in Albania" you will find a real-life example of an Albanian Picnic.
by Muharrem Bajraktari January 25, 2011
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albino nigger

A white person who look, acts or speaks like a black gangster.Usu. live in the large cities and in poor neighborhoods. Equal to wiggers
white man: "wazzzzzzzzzup my brother?"

black man: nothin' my albino nigger
by Arshad August 23, 2006
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Albertsons

A hell hole where even if you make friends the cock-sucking upper managers (namely the first and SECOND in charge) won't let you talk even if your work is done. Plus they complain about you and don't trust you if you're a teen, even if you're one of the better workers! And they wont fire the shitty ones!
And the customers bitch about every little thing! They try to scam you to save even just 5 cents! Fuck coupons too, that shit is lame, why the hell do we take other stores coupons?
Then there's the bottle room! That shit is so gross! It's never clean and there's always stinky bums back there.
Luckily there are some cool people! Like managers that let you go on Chipotle or Jamba runs! Or get you drunk! Checkers that are smokin' hot and funny! Starbucks girls that worked at hooters! And baggers that you can mess around with and have a good time!
"If you don't find something to do I'll find something for you"

"Why can't you take my coupon?!"
"Because it expired in 2005!"
"You guys suck i'm going to Safeway!"
"Have a good day! And I hope you get hit by a bus! bitch!"

"Albertsons would be so much better if I chose who worked there!"

"Albertsons should have a back room with stripper poles!"
by bag boy April 9, 2008
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alberta flying squirrel

When your lover is laying patiently on the bed, you set yourself onto the bed post. Then, you leap off as high as you can while stretching out your scrotum out as far and wide as possible in an effort to glide down onto her face, just like the Alberta Flying Squirrel does when leaping out from the tree branches.
Dianna and I hooked up last night, and I jumped off the top ropes like an Alberta Flying Squirrel.
by WayneDarcy January 19, 2009
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