alaskan bushpipe

the act of taking you're large erected dick with pubes attached to it into a bitches mouth and yell out "oimatewtf" before ejaculating in her pussy
"hey what's up?"
"just gave a random slut an {alaskan bushpipe}nothing Unusual"
"hair and everything?
"hair and everything."
by Mymomfuckedme February 12, 2016
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Alaskan Tubeline

Derivative of popular sexual intercourse strategy for the best alpha chad males in the milky way galaxy "Alaskan Pipeline" the perfected version of this has been thought throughly and perfected for male gay nigger jew sex enjoyers. Alaskan pipeline is the action of secreding your diarrhea into a XL condom, freezing it for 24 hours and inserting it into ones urethra so that the partner (usually gay nigger) squeezes it romantically and slowly.
Made in Madison IN by Shawe Memorial Student, former future entrepreneur.
by OH BOY(; February 15, 2022
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alaskan blumpkin

The act of getting a blow job while taking a dump and your partner has ice in their mouth.
Brian: I was so lucky last night, I got an Alaskan Blumpkin!
by Msoeadmin February 02, 2016
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Alaskan Vibrator

When someone is so cold that their erect penis vibrates at a high frequency due to shivers
Damn dude it was so cold last night I gave River the Alaskan vibrator
by Ren_Valentine_ August 04, 2022
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Alaskan Bushburner

When a man and a man both ejaculate on each other pubes at the same time but the ejaculate is so hot that it sets fire to the pubes causing kinky pain to both the honosexual lovers
Jake: I gave Josh an Alaskan Bushburner yesterday

Josh: It was a great Alaskan Bushburner
by Bushburner6969 April 27, 2017
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Alaskan Menstruation

When someone WITH A VAGINA puts a taper in a penises meatus (or urethra) until it bleeds, then plugs the hole with snow.
Kelly was so fed up with her boyfriends shenanigans that she had to give him the classic Alaskan Menstruation.
by alaskalover123 January 06, 2021
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Alaskan baguette

When you stick your cock into a block of ice for several minutes until frozen and proceed to fuck a girl with a yeast infection.
my girlfriend wanted to do the Alaskan baguette last night, should I be worried.
by Notspenc November 27, 2018
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