isak, the absolute chair man

A man who owns a server who normaly makes his staff suffer with jobs that are way too hard

please save them

"this isak, the absolute chair man man i like"
"yea me too"

by manMansan March 2, 2022

Absolute Monarchy

An endangered governing system.

All power on the king.

Easy to be abdicated.

The King's term ends when he dies or abdicated.

The King's children are his successors.

Used to dominate most of the world's government.

Saudi Arabia is an example of absolute monarchy.

by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023

that's absolutely bonkers

Used by anime - loving/band kids who spend their time on discord trying to say this phrase.

Person A: Yo bro you hear about ur mom cheating on ur dad
Person B: That's absolutely bonkers bro

by Grammar Error August 14, 2023

Absolute Spank

When you want to call someone a douchebag, but it's not harsh enough.

"Man, that guy Brandon is an absolute spank!"

by nonicknam3 November 25, 2017

Ivan (absolute lad)

Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)

Girl: Ivan (absolute lad) has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.

by Inoco November 21, 2021

Absolutely cold

Very cold, an exaggeration referencing the absolute zero, the lowest temperature possible.

"It is absolutely cold this morning. I can't even feel my nose anymore!"

by WallaceMan January 15, 2021

The Absolute Soup

When you call someone the absolute soup, you are saying that they have soup for brains, and therefore stating that they cannot grasp the power of big moon.

Excuse me Sir, you are the most soupy person I have ever seen, and you may even be the absolute soup.

by ASAPaperlepsepserGUY February 26, 2019