Absolute Development

A awesome non-profit discord bot making organization.
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by Absolute-dd September 28, 2019

Absolute Gimp

Used by someone who listens to underground music against someone who has a poor taste in music, and is overly annoying on social media.

e.g. Dave - 'Did you see what he posted on facebook about loving Martin Garrix and not underground music'
Ross - 'Yeah what an absolute gimp mate'

by discobiscuit21 June 22, 2017

Absolute Spank

When you want to call someone a douchebag, but it's not harsh enough.

"Man, that guy Brandon is an absolute spank!"

by nonicknam3 November 25, 2017

absolutely louis walshed

When you fall over spectacularly.

"I absolutely louis walshed myself off my bike on the way to school today".

by :S:S:S:S:S: May 21, 2016

Absolute boy™️

A guy that is so hot you can't deal. Like, so handsome he is the pinnacle of beauty.

Girl 1:"Have you seen how hot Toshiro Mifune was in Snow Trail?"
Girl 2:"OMG yaas, he's an Absolute boy™️"

by Ginnag98 February 4, 2018

Absolutely Boner Worthy

A phrase to emphasize the worthiness of a thing to where it can give a male an erection

That mask of stuffed animals is truly...
Absolutely Boner Worthy.

by Atom500 January 9, 2020

Absolute Capital

Absolute Capital - Slang compound word referring to high amounts of wealth usually owned by a person or a company, that often used to describe the amount of money someone is generating off of an action or product.

Jack's making absolute capital off of making homemade RPGs and selling them to children.

by NiggyNiggyMyNigga April 28, 2020