When a pro boxer provides a powerful blow to one's stomach or ovaries effectively ending the life of the child inside of the person.
"Excuse me, Mike Tyson, my ex-girlfriend would like an abortion"
"Well, Robbie a fisticuffs abortion is all the rage. That'll be fifteen clams."
"Well, Robbie a fisticuffs abortion is all the rage. That'll be fifteen clams."
by suneater November 21, 2009

When one person, usually intoxicated, puts another person's head under his shirt and punches it really hard over and over, endlessly. A truely botched abortion involves the first person crying and the second person screaming like a dying baby.
by RayatUM June 8, 2009

When a baby is being born, you wait outside the vagina with a meat cleaver, then proceed to chop the top of the baby's head off, insert your penis and repeatedly skull fuck to make sure the baby is dead, and to get it back inside the mother. Can also be applied to baby seals, puppies, and kittens.
by Abib Jihad Muhammad Ramrod May 6, 2005

Glad I got this pro-abortion where you have a followup in 1-3 weeks versus getting that am-abortion where you die of sepsis in 1-3 weeks.
by gkytrash May 28, 2023

When someone who's pregnant in space goes to a spaceship airlock and put a vagina size part over top of the airlock and spreads her legs over, while the abortion technician hits the airlock release.SWOOOSH FETAL SPACE JUNK!
by Robbmvg666 September 1, 2019

A person that was meant to be aborted when they were a fetus but survied due to the abortion failing or not being done correctly.
"I survived my mother's abortion, here abortion doctor tried to kill me, I am an abortion survivor."
by GRM_lol August 5, 2021

The insurgent approached, aiming an RPG at the convoy, and my gunner gave him a postpartum abortion with his .50cal, killing the Tango before he could fire the RPG.
by NavyRhino October 5, 2018
