Fisticuffs Abortion

When a pro boxer provides a powerful blow to one's stomach or ovaries effectively ending the life of the child inside of the person.

"Excuse me, Mike Tyson, my ex-girlfriend would like an abortion"

"Well, Robbie a fisticuffs abortion is all the rage. That'll be fifteen clams."

by suneater November 21, 2009

Botched Abortion

When one person, usually intoxicated, puts another person's head under his shirt and punches it really hard over and over, endlessly. A truely botched abortion involves the first person crying and the second person screaming like a dying baby.

The neighbors called the cops when Ray gave Nathan a botched abortion on the front porch.

by RayatUM June 8, 2009

vulgar abortion

When a baby is being born, you wait outside the vagina with a meat cleaver, then proceed to chop the top of the baby's head off, insert your penis and repeatedly skull fuck to make sure the baby is dead, and to get it back inside the mother. Can also be applied to baby seals, puppies, and kittens.

I love going to the hospital to perform vulgar abortions.

by Abib Jihad Muhammad Ramrod May 6, 2005

Southern Abortion

A strike to the stomach in attempt to cause a miscarriage.

Guy1: Didya gear I knocked Nikki Sue up?
Guy2: Wha didya say?
Guy1: Nuthin' just gave her a southern abortion
Guy2: That'll learn her.

by Byond86 October 16, 2012

Space abortion

When someone who's pregnant in space goes to a spaceship airlock and put a vagina size part over top of the airlock and spreads her legs over, while the abortion technician hits the airlock release.SWOOOSH FETAL SPACE JUNK!

That space slut has had nineteen space abortions

by Robbmvg666 September 1, 2019

Weeaboo Abortion

The act of carrying an undesired pregnancy to term, and then depositing the newborn child into a coin-operated locker.

"Hey Mike! What ever happened to that bastard you fathered?"
"Shortly after giving birth, my mistress decided to do a Weeaboo Abortion at the YMCA. No child support from me!"

by Miku39 July 2, 2022

Tactical Abortion

Tactical abortion is when a pregnant women falls face first into the ground and smashing the baby

My pregnant wife fell face first into the ground and had a tactical abortion. I was a witness

by Fat bag May 26, 2021