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Fisticuffs Abortion

When a pro boxer provides a powerful blow to one's stomach or ovaries effectively ending the life of the child inside of the person.
"Excuse me, Mike Tyson, my ex-girlfriend would like an abortion"

"Well, Robbie a fisticuffs abortion is all the rage. That'll be fifteen clams."
by suneater November 21, 2009
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Botched Abortion

When one person, usually intoxicated, puts another person's head under his shirt and punches it really hard over and over, endlessly. A truely botched abortion involves the first person crying and the second person screaming like a dying baby.
The neighbors called the cops when Ray gave Nathan a botched abortion on the front porch.
by RayatUM June 8, 2009
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vulgar abortion

When a baby is being born, you wait outside the vagina with a meat cleaver, then proceed to chop the top of the baby's head off, insert your penis and repeatedly skull fuck to make sure the baby is dead, and to get it back inside the mother. Can also be applied to baby seals, puppies, and kittens.
I love going to the hospital to perform vulgar abortions.
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Weeaboo Abortion

The act of carrying an undesired pregnancy to term, and then depositing the newborn child into a coin-operated locker.
"Hey Mike! What ever happened to that bastard you fathered?"
"Shortly after giving birth, my mistress decided to do a Weeaboo Abortion at the YMCA. No child support from me!"
by Miku39 July 2, 2022
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Southern Abortion

A strike to the stomach in attempt to cause a miscarriage.
Guy1: Didya gear I knocked Nikki Sue up?
Guy2: Wha didya say?
Guy1: Nuthin' just gave her a southern abortion
Guy2: That'll learn her.
by Byond86 October 16, 2012
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Tactical Abortion

Tactical abortion is when a pregnant women falls face first into the ground and smashing the baby
My pregnant wife fell face first into the ground and had a tactical abortion. I was a witness
by Fat bag May 26, 2021
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abortion survivor

A person that was meant to be aborted when they were a fetus but survied due to the abortion failing or not being done correctly.
"I survived my mother's abortion, here abortion doctor tried to kill me, I am an abortion survivor."
by GRM_lol August 5, 2021
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