Even ask my Dad

A term used by highly intellectual people to show proof after making a statement.

I'm gonna be a neurosurgeon and be in the Secret service even ask my dad.

by champman February 14, 2019

I don’t remember asking

something to say to your friends when you didn’t ask for what they just said.

dylan: bro i got 100% on my test!!
tyler: that’s cool but i don’t remember asking

by tbrockman76 April 08, 2020

I didnt ask

THE BEST FRIKEN COMBACK IN THE WORLD (⌐■_■)

bobert: hey ur shoes are stinky
kindergardener: i didnt ask
bobert: *runs away*

by Yeeted potatoe June 01, 2020

If-Asked-Don't-Tell

If-Asked-Don't-Tell - is a policy position reserved for the formerely-unbiased press of suddenly being "blind-deaf-and dumb" about any recognition of wrongdoing, unethical behavior, or corruption by any noteworthy liberal.

It especially applies to any politician that was ideologically (or even financially) supported by that same news media "opinion machine" - and relates to the "separation of press and state".

Q - "Did you hear about the Democrat Congressman who..?"

A - "Shhhh - we have an If-Asked-Don't-Tell policy and I can't comment on that - and I have a deadline for a Palin expose'.."

(Similar to the "Don't Ask Don't Tell" policy regarding sexual deviance - except that it applies to a deviation from ethics and good journalism - or both)

by op_position November 07, 2010

how to ask out a boy

Say " can I talk to you privately? " if he said yes say "do you want to go out with me?" If he said no you say "OK fine." And walk away. Its OK I got you covered. You could plot revenge but that's a little harsh

Can you tell me how to ask out a boy ?
That boy is so cute and I really like him! I should learn how to ask out a boy

by Lolz cuz why not? January 13, 2017

I shouldn’t have asked

When you say something, then immediately regret that

Me(getting close to but not passing grades): Can I have an Oculus Quest 2?
My mom: Nope. Not with you failing.
My mind: I shouldn’t have asked and now I hate myself.

by RedUnderscore February 27, 2021

ask evie out day

on the 5th april ask your talking stage called evie out

national ask evie out day

‘evie wanna go out’

‘yeah’

by your fit xxx March 25, 2023