Zombie Apocalypse

Something 12 year old boys wish would happen so they can show off how badass they are.

Sheldon: Imagine if there was a zombie apocalypse! I would use a gun!
John:Sheldon shut up you faggot

by jjr51802 November 1, 2013

Apoch

A skinny young programmer

That Apoch sure can code!

by Big Bob October 1, 2004

apols

A short, glib way of saying "my apologies".

Apols for not calling you yesterday! I was super busy.

by oakland_town October 7, 2009

fart apocalypse

an explosion of fart made at the same time by several people, like ten to 40 people, in the same area

Newsman-a fart apocalypse happened today in Main Street of New York, New York inside a bus. Few lived, But most died of either exhaustion or the loudness. Sad day.fartexplosionflatulencebootydanger

by name mmmmmmmmmme October 29, 2010

Apocalypse

When Kim Kardashian gets a part in a movie it causes an Apocalypse.

Person: I just saw Kardashian's latest film, HOLY SHIT, Apocalypse!!! THE EARTH IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!

by benjiji October 26, 2011

Apollo 11

Launching on July 16, Apollo 11 was one of the greatest feats of human engineering and ingenuity to date. It is the only manned space flight to moon, and demonstrated what we, as a race, are capable of.

Conspiracy theorist: Apollo 11 was a hoax!
Armstrong: I'm gonna shove my very large boot up your ass for all mankind!

by Dsb September 5, 2012

Apocalypse Baby

Apocalypse babies will be the resulting offspring off all the people who believe that the world will end in 2012 and have end of the world sex. For people who want to be with their loved one "one last time" or just a reason to get laid. And who needs protection when the world is going to end?

Or they have sex celebrating the fact that the world did not, in fact, end, and end up having babies anyways.

So this guy keeps trying to get into my pants saying that it's 'the end of the world'. Ain't no way I'm having his Apocalypse Baby!

Guy 1: Man chicks put out when they think they are going to die!
Guy 2: Careful man, your gonna have like 5 apocalypse babies!
Guy 1: Then let's hope the world actually ends, eh?

by Reedon October 1, 2010