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Organised alcoholic

A regular party animal who can still get to work the next day and be functional as well! The worker who drinks a lot of alcohol and can still be normal at work the day after a party.
Girl: Still alive after last night's party? You're quite the organised alcoholic.
You: Work hard, play hard!!
by Drew's chew July 30, 2011
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Rube Goldberg Alcoholism

Drunkenly setting a series of events in motion that ends in tragedy.
"How did the fire start?"
"Well, Mark was wasted and in reaching for his cell phone knocked over a glass, that fell on a power strip, that set the couch on fire"
"I see, classic Rube Goldberg Alcoholism"
by Bourbonsauce January 21, 2010
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Alcoholist

Much different than an Alcoholic. Alcoholists do not have a dependency on alcohol. They merely enjoy drinking large amounts of alcohol to reach that "happy place", which usually means blacking out and trying to figure out what the hell happened last night.
Dude I'm not alcoholic. I'm an alcoholist.

All alcoholists have a a flask full of Jägermeister and red bull to have an instant Jäger bomb.
by whitie1234 August 30, 2010
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alcobulemia

A condition that occurs after a night of consuming cheap booze and food until you purge.
Wendy had alcobulemia after too many schlitz malt liquors and rap snacks.
by bobaloo August 25, 2004
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alcohavoc

The often life-altering emotional, physical and/or psychological carnage of a particularly horrible alcoholic binge.
Chris woke up with a massive hangover, and after taking a look around her apartment, realized she had created some pretty serious alcohavoc last night.

Some good examples of alcohavoc: wrecking your car, wrecking your apartment, wrecking your relationship, losing your wallet and/or your keys, landing in jail
by d2squared November 28, 2007
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Alcotholism

Religious Organization, whole body of Alcotholics; ~, Leaving aside the historical meanings indicated under the Oxford English Dictionary thus associates present-day Alcotholism with:

"The whole body of Alcotholics". The actual extension of Alcotholism in this sense varies with the different understandings of what it means to be an Alcotholic.

This particular sect is defined by is mass being on friday or saturday night and haveing weekly "Prayer" hours every day of the week typically in bars following work hours. Patron saints include Samuel Adams, Jim Beam, Jack Daniels and Captain Morgan.
I am a devout follower of alcotholism and I pray every friday and saturday night.
by J. Randall June 25, 2008
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alcobrawlic

one who routinely proceeds in getting hammered, then picking a fight with the nearest person/object in reach.
if you ever drink with joe, then make sure you hide anything valuable and wear a suit of armor because he is a straight up alcobrawlic.
by tehGrincH December 16, 2008
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