Afterhurt

1: The overwhelming sense of pain experienced shortly after the initial injury is inflicted.
2: A Phrase spoken by someone who is experiencing the feelings described in definition 1.

(John) "Kidney punch!!!"
(Mike)"Ouch that kinda hurt... (Waits for a second) Holy shit balls, AFTERHURT!!! (Rolls on floor making hissing sounds and incoherent strings of profanities whilst Mike laughs hysterically.)

by HungLikeAChicken March 12, 2009

afterblunt

A cigarette, traditionally a Newport, that is smoked shortly after smoking a blunt, in order to get a sweet fucking nicotine + thc buzz.

Koby: Sick blunt yo. Anyone down for an afterblunt?
Alex: Oh, word! For sureeee.
Paul: Yeah, gimme one too.

by ___jordAn___ November 26, 2010

afterfroth

The dazzling remnants of ejaculation still to be found lingering in the hogs eye fifteen minutes after the main event.

Shit..struggling to have a piss..me cock's still bunged up with afterfroth!

by monster75 September 9, 2011

after-message

What you accidentally get to hear when someone leaves you a voicemail and fails to hangup the phone correctly.

I know you weren't sick at home and actually at the bar with your buds 'cuz I could hear them laughing in the after-message!

by mrgraff February 18, 2012

aftk

away from the keyboard

Max: Hey
Max: Helloo?
Emily: Oh, sorry Max, I was aftk

Brian is aftk

by Fothermonkey February 14, 2013

After Dump

Noun - When you take a dump and flush the toilet, and there are still pieces of feces left in the bowl. Happens frequently when diarrhea is involved since there are many pieces.

Jerry - Hey wtf. Who left this after dump in the toilet? It's called double flushing.

Carl - Sorry that was me, My girlfriend made enchiladas last night and my stomach didn't like it.

by Damdman September 7, 2013

after brunch

Something that is never going to happen.

Making unrealistically early weekend and/or recovery day plans.

Implying another uneaten meal.

6 am post clubbing...
"Hey Sarah! We should go to the St Lawrence Market tomorrow and shop for fruits and vegetables and stuff."
"Sounds great Jimmy! Let's go after brunch."

by Zooeyjones November 18, 2014