by milf_central September 12, 2022
Get the Absolute Perfectionmug. Girl: Ivan (absolute lad) has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.
by Inoco November 21, 2021
Get the Ivan (absolute lad)mug. Basically an absolute unit is often used to describe someone who is larger but in the case of the Irish that’s not what it means. An absolute unit is just an idiot or someone who lets a lot get in the way of them.
by Child of god (jk Satan is bae) April 15, 2021
Get the Absolute unitmug. An act of unfairness and unpredictability
That’s absolute ballshit! FGR should have won again. Instead FGR decided to hit the woodwork, miss 1 on 1’s and lose
by BURYAREBASTARDS January 20, 2019
Get the Absolute ballshitmug. The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).
"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."
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"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."
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by bennydre April 30, 2013
Get the Absolut Valuemug. The act wherein the male ejaculates onto his partners hair while they sleep, resulting in a spiky and crispy hairdo that resembles the one worn by The Simpsons character Krusty The Clown.
by Robbie Carton Comedian July 28, 2022
Get the Absolute Krustymug. Absolute Unit-Person who can run opps down on the daily except roadmen with the names Kane and Kenzie
Absolute unit-take down any fake roadmen
Kane-I’ll run man down innit
Charlie and Lewis run Kane down easy
Kane-I’ll run man down innit
Charlie and Lewis run Kane down easy
by Fake roadmen June 6, 2020
Get the Absolute Unitmug.