bloody lasagne

Your going down on a girl while she has a yeast infection while she's on her period, and you chew on her vaginal lips like lasagne noodles. Feta cheese.

Bloody lasagne, Dolphin, rusty pelican

by Krispykreme! September 29, 2013

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bloody johnsons

It is a kind of swearing at a third party for something which is beyond your control(on a lighter side).

Neil: You have 34 files to check today.
Sam: Please ...will do it in two days...
Neil: No, you got to do it today.. our boss has said so...
Sam: Bloody johnsons! :)

by Sat213 October 12, 2008

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Bloody flapjack

When you jerk off too much the tip of your penis rips open at the tip,folding both halves back; Therfore the bloody flapjack

Dude did you hear what happened to Ethan?
He had to go to the hospital because he got a bloody flapjack!

by Derpknight May 1, 2016

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Bloody Driver

A tangy mix of tomato juice, orange juice, lime juice, soda, and water.

Barkeep: "What'll it be today?"
Customer: "I'll have a Bloody Driver. Blend it well with some ice."

by Lucas_JWF January 11, 2009

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Bloody Pi

When a postmodern artist uses their own blood or the blood of animals as paint to draw the irrational number π, or to take part in a pi project as part of a math-and-art exhibition.

An artist from the Philippines told the journalist who interviewed him that his bloody pi paintings, which symbolizes his DNA in art, aren't for sale, but the public could view them at his private gallery.

by Fasters December 22, 2022

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