Ruff Muff

Someone who has a dirty, smelly, rancid big hairy vagina.

That Kelly sure has one hell of a ruff muff, don't have sex with her, you'll be sure to catch something.

by F meister May 18, 2006

muff buff

Somebody who is a connoisseur of vagina.

After they hooked up, Gigi declared that Mark was a true muff buff.

by Clark Oaks January 12, 2007

muff dive

To perform oral sex on a female.
Can be risky as you might end up with facial STD's if the woman isn't clean.

"Sue loved me muff diving her last night."

by Zoist September 13, 2005

Muff Daddy

n. an individual's (male or female) non-biological lesbian step-mother.

"Portia de Rossi is my biological mother and Ellen Degeneres is my Muff Daddy" said Lady Gaga.

by retortme May 5, 2010

hairy muff

a variation of the phrase 'Fair Enough'

"town tonight?"
"hairy muff"

by katpee July 14, 2006

muff diver

to dive into a womans muff, ie plunge your tongue into her womanhood.

i dived some muff last night, word.

by frosty the snowman April 27, 2003

Muff Sesh

The act of stealing muffins from any location - often used to describe any type of stealing action.

Muff Sesh Babay!!

by Coodles May 21, 2004