cock-blocker

Lady-friend who, whilst taking resources, food, money, etc. from a guy, withholds any sexual favour, at the same time prohibiting the guy from relieving himself elsewhere.
That cock-blocker is permanently on the rag while looking daggers across if I even open my laptop!
by carlos456 October 30, 2023
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Cock blocker

Taylor wanted a girl but Keith was being cock blocker and Taylor didn't get the girl
by Yachty boat November 22, 2016
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Cock blocker

*Dean and Cas eye fucking each other*
Sam walking in: So get this-
Dean: SAM QUIT BEING A COCK BLOCKER!!
by Dean Winchesters emo phase November 12, 2021
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Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.
“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.
by Neener1966 September 05, 2022
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fudge blocker

someone who, generally in an office-like setting, will want to stop you and talk about usually seemingly nothing on your bee-line to or right before entering the potty for a BM.
Yesterday I had the bubble guts and had one goal on my mind- getting to the fucking toilet swiftly. John Doe was being a fudge blocker and wanted to talk to me about sports on my way there and wanted me to come over to his computer and watch a video.
by blackmikeg August 03, 2011
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Spoiler blocker

This phrase is used to block potential spoilers in the YouTube mobile app comments. As the first comment is automatically displayed, writing "Spoiler blocker" makes people like that comment and ultimately makes "Spoiler blocker" the first and top comment to be displayed and hence preventing potential spoilers in videos.
*Opens YouTube app*
*Sees a Jarno Opmeer PSGL video*
*Unintentionally looks at the comments*
*Video doesn't gets spoiled as the first comment is Spoiler blocker*
by Gutbuster69 April 12, 2024
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Pop blocker

The guy who knocks up your girl when you are trying to get her pregnant.
My girl and I are trying to have a baby but her lover is a pop blocker. Now she's having his baby! - Eric Jenson
by ERIC Jenson April 14, 2018
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