Bro-Blocker

Isabel "Belly" Conklin

That girl from The Summer I Turned Pretty is a Bro-Blocker

by Cloudybedroom August 11, 2023

Cock blocker

A cock blocker is a close friend of your target who perceives your disgusting intentions re her close girlfriend. Her intention is to block your battle plan, thus preserving the apparent chastity of your target -- or in this day 'n' age -- preserving the lady's opportunity for her own not-so-pious intentions.

During a splendid evening of ice skating, and Just after I had copped a really awesome 'fee'" as well as the mother of all sloppy smooches, her roommate shows up and wants to leave early. So I bellow at the top of my lungs: YOU GODDAMN COCK BLOCKER!!1

by Hoze_b August 31, 2023

bronchial blocker

A device which can be inserted down a tracheal tube after tracheal intubation so as to block off the right or left main bronchus of the lungs in order to be able to achieve a controlled one sided ventilation of the lungs in thoracic surgery.

Using a bronchial blocker that blocks something that helps you, helps you?

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

blocker bug

when you've run out of excuses for delays

We are running into a blocker bug at the last minute

by blockerbug September 4, 2022

Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.

“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.

by Neener1966 September 5, 2022

High blocker

One who ruins your high after you’ve smoked a fat bowl.

When someone ruins your good time they are a “high blocker”

by Danny2879 October 22, 2022

Hater Blockers

Sick ass shades derived in the early 2000's. With plastic thick lines covering the wearers eyes to bock the the haters not the sun.

Hey nice Hater blockers, you totally look super cool.

by Summarooni May 21, 2022