Blasphemy - An alternative to "Jesus H Christ," often used as an expletive when conveying sentiments that a situation that is "f*cked," niggerish (horrible and wrong), or is the result of nigger-type behavior, such as laziness, lack of motivation to do things correctly, or lack of self responsibility, or self cognizance.
NOT related to nigger fried chicken, which is of course, self explanatory.
NOT related to nigger fried chicken, which is of course, self explanatory.
*A car wreck occurs, because some thing is in the fast lane, driving 60 MPH, and not respectful enough to move, so a car passes it on the inside lane, and a car wreck occurs. The thing piddles on by in the fast lane, unaware of the wreck it caused.
Passer-by: "Nigger Fried Christ!"
Passer-by: "Nigger Fried Christ!"
by Plantation Master Timmy October 28, 2010
Get the Nigger Fried Christ mug.Christon is a guy who you swear you've seen somewhere before. maybe while passing in a train, or at the mall, or in your dreams. he has the most amazing eyes which draw you in and hold you for an eternity. he loves nature and has a passion for music, writing, skiing, swimming and adores pets. his gorgeousness is incomparable to any other person you've met. an amazingly lovable person.
girl 1:i swear i've seen Christon before somewhere! i wonder where
girl 2: nah, can't be... there's no one a stunning as him. you would have remembered the exact date, time, second, moment you saw him! he's unforgettable
girl 2: nah, can't be... there's no one a stunning as him. you would have remembered the exact date, time, second, moment you saw him! he's unforgettable
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A woman 26 years+ who is considered to be past her prime, undesirable, used goods and/or no good.
The term originates from Japan where it is tradition to eat cake on Christmas. So a cake intended for Christmas that was not eaten or is left over is considered bad and should be thrown out. Japanese businessmen coined the term, once again emphasizing the Japanese desire for a young and virginal wife. Japanese women over the age of 26 most often have to rely on either a hastily semi-arranged marriage to a friend of the family or, more frequently, marry a foreigner as they are rarely aware of the stigma or don't care.
The term originates from Japan where it is tradition to eat cake on Christmas. So a cake intended for Christmas that was not eaten or is left over is considered bad and should be thrown out. Japanese businessmen coined the term, once again emphasizing the Japanese desire for a young and virginal wife. Japanese women over the age of 26 most often have to rely on either a hastily semi-arranged marriage to a friend of the family or, more frequently, marry a foreigner as they are rarely aware of the stigma or don't care.
"If we wait until after grad school, I'll be Christmas Cake."
"She just turned 26. She's Christmas Cake now."
"She married her husband at 30, so you know he wasn't bothered that she was Christmas Cake."
"She just turned 26. She's Christmas Cake now."
"She married her husband at 30, so you know he wasn't bothered that she was Christmas Cake."
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Get the Chris Hemsworth mug.Chronic Dick Withdrawal is when you're forever thinking about having sex with your partner after a period of not having sex, eg: long distance relationship.
Dick withdrawal can lead to excessive horniness esp at nights. Dick withdrawals causes you to continuosly want to talk to your partner about the next time y'all will be fuckin. It's just all about sex.
Dick withdrawal can lead to excessive horniness esp at nights. Dick withdrawals causes you to continuosly want to talk to your partner about the next time y'all will be fuckin. It's just all about sex.
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Get the Chronic Dick Withdrawal mug.Chrisha's are beautiful , amazing and typically have dark hair. They are liked by everybody and they know how to have fun. They have many friends and it doesn't take much for them to trust you but, if you break their trust you will probably never regain it. Chrisha's are very good , loyal and trustworthy friends. They will stick by you when nobody else will if they are close with you. They are able to keep secrets, they have a tough time not telling other people but, a secret is a secret so, they keep it to themselves. Chrisha's are very smart but, sometimes they put other priorities before school, they tend to be underacheivers and are also very athletic. Sometimes, Chrisha's break down and cry when they're alone when they get overwhelmed but, nobody ever finds out because they want to come off as being tough and careless about everything. Be careful what you say to Chrisha's because sometimes they take mean and rude comments to heart, they say they don't care about what other people say but in reality they do. Chrisha's are alot prettier than they think they are and the guys swoon over their beauty. When you're with a Chrisha, there will not be a dull moment!
Guy 1: "Damn, have you seen that new girl"
Guy 2: "Yeah she's a Chrisha"
Guy 1: Ohman for real? , She beautiful"
Guy 2: " ahlie and she is so much fun to be with!"
Guy 2: "Yeah she's a Chrisha"
Guy 1: Ohman for real? , She beautiful"
Guy 2: " ahlie and she is so much fun to be with!"
by LA'stheplace January 27, 2013
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