Crunchy muffin

When a chicks herpes is going absolutely wild to the point of crunchiness on her muffin

I took this chick home from the bar and bro she had a seriously crunchy muffin. Definitely hittin the walk in today

by Muffinmuncher2001 May 10, 2019

Crunchies

When you’re crossed and craving an in-n-out double double and fries or something with an equally high amount of calories.

Bro, I just took like 9 shots, and that edible is hitting me rigHT NOW.. bruh I’m gonna have the crunchies.

by Anderews February 9, 2019

Crunchy

The scruff around a pussy a day or two after shaving.

Before you eat me out, I’m sorry if I’m a little crunchy.

by Willard1192 August 8, 2020

Munching the crunchy

Licking the crusty parts of the pussy after missionary

Munching the crunchy sure is fun

by Jerrythepedofile June 17, 2021

crunchy fireball

The act of fornication with genital herpes

Had some crunchy fireball with your mom last night and cried after

by The fireguy April 21, 2018

crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights

British name for chips

"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."

by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023

crunchy

a person who is very funny

ur not crunchy or ur so crunchy

by icanloveyou1 October 26, 2022