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Your mother's onion

Something you say to a person , to which you are speaking. It means your mother has fat thighs and vagina, therefore everything it that vicinity gets squished together. Creating a vagina/thigh area that looks like an onion would if you cut out a small slice from one side.
Good example: Your mother's onion was a nice ride last night.

Bad example: Your mother used her onion to make fajitas last night.
by Thislethorne November 30, 2010
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Shit in your teeth

when your significant other or date has lettuce or spinach or somthing visible in their teeth
blow me.
fuck you, you have shit in your teeth!

pop that pimple on your nose
fuck you, you have shit in your teeth!
by b. hanback February 17, 2008
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Get Your WARROG

Acronym for War Against Retards Running Our Government, meaning the electorate's revolt against the profound rise in stupidity of politics today.

Get Your WARROG means to abstain from voting in a race where the only choices are a Democrat and a Republican, and you only have a 50/50 chance that the winner will ever represent you. They will only represent one half of their constituency. And even if your candidate wins, the other party won't work with them anyway. So it doesn't fucking matter.
Dude, did you get your WARROG? I skipped both the state and congressional house races, and wrote-in Nathan Explosion for Governor of Florida. So I got my WARROG.
by [TOM] ThunderDawg October 19, 2010
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drink your juicebox

Brought to international recognition by the endeavors of Harvey Birdman (Attorney-At-Law), the phrase is used dismissively to interrupt a drawn-out answer to a question the speaker makes one wish they had never asked in the first place.
Harvey: Tell me, does Race have any... new buddies?

Johnny Quest: I DID see him talking to Doctor Zin the other day...

Hadji: Oh! Dr Zin is doctor quest's arch enemy! AndanyenemyofDoctorQuestisanenemyofminebecauseioweDoctorQuestverymuchbigtime.

Harvey: ... Drink your juicebox.

*slurp*
by kr0rk August 11, 2010
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shut your diaper

The phrase to use when you want to tell someone to shut up and that they're full of shit at the same time.
Person 1: I'm so exhausted from working so hard on my homework!

Person 2: Shut your diaper!
by UUUUUU April 15, 2009
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Tuggin Your Tits

when you are joking around with a girl and she gets uptight... same as bustin your balls but for a woman bustin your balls
chill out babe, im just tuggin your tits.
by Ryan Cronrath June 22, 2008
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Have your head

Idiom meaning to be in serious trouble. Sometimes with the law.
The boss is gonna have your head for not completing the monthly report that is due soon.

The Judge is going to have your head for not staying out of drug dealing.
by Falcongrl89 April 30, 2015
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