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Hand-Hug Hoe

One who gives hand-hugs to every single guy she comes in contact with because it makes her feel better about herself. And she usually will take a picture of it and put it on some form of social media so she can share her hoe-ness.
Lucy: "Give me a hand-hug John!" *Pulls phone camera out*
John: Ok fine. (Feels special with Lucy)
Lucy: "Thanks John!" *Posts on snapchat story*
Lucy: "Hey Alex, give me a hand hug!"
John: "What a HAND-HUG HOE!"
by goldrolex_bitch April 25, 2015
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hoe-lateral damage

When a man is having success in picking up a good looking girl at a social event and he rolls the dice to talk to a slightly better looking girl, in effect, his actions completely ruin his chances with the former.
Guy #1 - "Did you get her phone number?"
Guy #2 - "Naw man, I started talking to another girl in front of her and she got pissed off."
Guy #1 - "Hard break. That's some hoe-lateral damage."
by dipstickin December 12, 2014
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church street hoes

Prostitutes who frequent Church Street, many were transvestites
Went down to Church Street to joke the hoes, who were undercover dudes albeit "Church Street hoes"
by Anonomous99 October 14, 2012
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Ya moms a hoe

An insult for when something happens.
Whoever made me sneeze, ya moms a hoe.

Whoever left a rotten pumpkin in my locker, ya moms a hoe
by Bawston69 August 29, 2019
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Your bro a hoe

The conclusion to the 'Your mum gay' cycle. Use this only if you see no out of a situation.
George: Your mum gay
Jye: Your dad lesbian
George: Your granny tranny
Jye: Your grandpap a trap
George: Your sister a mister
Jye: You've forced my hand
George: do it pussy
Jye: Your Bro a hoe
Universe: ceases to exist and returns to nothingness
by No U x infinity May 13, 2018
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thicc ass hoe

What you think ab your step mom's sister evey Wednesday.
"Dame that girls a thicc ass hoe
by Shlong daddy vg April 23, 2020
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poke a hoe day

On the 12th November it’s poke a hoe day!! see a hoe or a slag? poke them!
Ella “hey why did you poke me?”
Dan “it’s poke a hoe day
by Roxanne elvis November 11, 2019
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