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Ass Nigger

1. n. Like "butt buddy," but in this case only the butt buddy or butt buddies themselves are allowed to say it.

2. n. An alternative for "fag," which is not confused with European cigarettes or sticks.

3. idiomatic. "Just slap me, ok?"
Marcus: Raymond and I are "ass niggers."
Steve: What's an "ass nigger?"
Marcus: I can't believe you said that shit to me! Get the fuck out of my house!
by truthtellerz November 2, 2010
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fake ass

some fake ass hoe that says shit like "Waddup nigga" when she's whiter than bleached baby powder and walks around with big ass nails as long as their list of one night stands (long af).

There hair is plastic and is really shiny because its fake (obviously)
has a skirt shorter than the time it took for them to lose their virginity and looks older than their rich druggie parents because of all the makeup everyday.

They usually have two ID card because they look so different without makeup
Everyone pretends to love them but deep down they wish they were dead
usually have silicone ass and tits because they naturally have none
obsessed with fucking mirror selfies half naked and usually are trying so hard to look skinny
thinks that people think they are hot or cute just because they be commenting on their IGs
look at that fake ass felicia
look at dem fake ass hoes
dem niggas think they black but they fake ass white hoes
by haz and jaz August 30, 2017
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ass wagon

an ass so draggin

it must be lifted with a wagon
Crystals fat ass is so disturbing.
I think she is two big macs away from a full fledged ass wagon.
by Dracomister7 January 15, 2010
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man ass

A thing or place that smells like a man's ass
by Mrs. WAG January 10, 2009
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Ass Nuggets

Poop comprised of small, well-formed pieces, usually 4-10 in number, that are easily expelled and require little toilet paper usage afterwards. Their appearance and consistency is similar to rabbit poop. They are similar to Ass Potatoes, but smaller and more numerous, and they are the "opposite" of Ass Bread.
I have to take a crap, but I'm in a hurry, so I'm hoping for a couple of quick ass potatoes, or at least a handful of ass nuggets. The last thing I need is a bunch of ass bread.
by Andrew June 18, 2006
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Ass Brownie

A brown treat ejected from your asshole. That travels in speeds less than 1 mph. After slipping out of the anal cave it hits water creating massive tidal waves, while drenching your poop hole at the same time. The best ones contain corn and or nuts.
I opened my brown eye and out came 5 ass brownies. A new personal best!
by poopieweinerhole April 13, 2010
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ass sphincter

the muscle that you contract to get the poopy out. used by mike myers in wayne's world. see example below.
wayne: "ass sphincter says what?"
noah: "....what?"
wayne: "a sphincter says what?"
noah: "........what?"
wayne: "exactly."
by i look like napoleon July 11, 2006
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