pull a river

1) To open the most serious barrel of whoop ass imaginable like River Tam does on the planet Miranda when she’s locked in a room with a bunch of Reavers and goes mentally medieval on all of them.

2) To win a hand at Texas Hold Em only with the help of the last card.

3) To drink almost continually from a keg of beer.

4) To perform a great feat of strength, like the fifth labor of Hercules in which he diverts an entire river by hand.

5) To die young and end a promising career, a la River Phoenix.

Whoa, did you see Adam pull a river last night? He drank like sixteen pints then fell down like he was dead. I love that dood.

by Lexical October 15, 2007

pulled-a-groll

when a person pushes a joke to to far. when they push it over the edge to the point where it's not funny any more. made famous by my good friend

dude, you really just pulled-a-groll.

by dingus23 August 23, 2009

Pull a Potter

Someone who threatens suicide with ridiculous ideals and threats that could only leave him with bruises.

person 1: "Man I'm so depressed, I just wanna die!"

person 2 : "Aww eff that, don't even try and PULL A POTTER"

by yourforstwuckingfightnare July 18, 2009

pulling a riko

Whenever your friend does something silly in front of girls and scares them away or just lying

Hey, I am Daddy Yankee's producer

No, your not your pulling a riko! your studio is your room at your mom's house!

by 13123Stylez April 25, 2010

Pull a tuesday

The act of going to a social environment on a tuesday only to find out that the only thing you want is to have sex with any decent looking tramp in the vicinity.

Yo for real i was playin halo n totaly decided to pull a tuesday n bounce son.

by JohnyBravolish February 26, 2010

pulling a cake

to do something and completely pretend that it didn't happen, because really, who needs to know?

audrey: do you think nanners will know that we didn't share the dunkaroos?
ariel: nah, we hid them before he even knew they were there
athena: oh, us and our shenanigans

jackie: we're so pulling a cake!

by JACKIEISC0R3 May 25, 2009

Pulling a cameron

Hitting a mailbox on a bike.

Riding ur bike drinking some arnold palmer, swerve, and hit a mailbox, ur pulling a cameron

by Dr.CMan October 21, 2009