When your girl is being crowded by a bunch of dudes at a party, and you proceed to pee on her, marking your territory, ensuring no one tries to talk to her again due to the piss aroma that presides on her lower body. (Exception to upper body if you have a strong stream)
Mike: “dude what’s that smell, did someone pee in here?”
Devon: “Jake just Gave Hailey a New Jersey fire hydrant.”
Mike: “haha what?”
Devon: “Yeah dude just pissed on her in front of everyone to ensure his territory.”
Mike: “haha sick”
Devon: “Jake just Gave Hailey a New Jersey fire hydrant.”
Mike: “haha what?”
Devon: “Yeah dude just pissed on her in front of everyone to ensure his territory.”
Mike: “haha sick”
by Meatlocker boys May 31, 2018
Get the New Jersey Fire Hydrantmug. (1) A glorious, swift, and cheap mass expedition of justice for the salvation of the tax payer. (2) The type of welcomed arson—by all—that both financially saves and violently purifies a community or nation. (3) A grueling punishment of various degrees, such as temperature and burns, in which a population of inmates must suddenly, collectively, and submissively endure behind locked bars for the economic benefit of the community or nation.
Auditor: “How many hours did you manage the prison last quarter, and how much did it cost?”
Warden: “Hmm… 2-3 hours. It cost $15 for matches and lighter fluid—all for the prison fire that will pay for the new high school football stadium.”
Warden: “Hmm… 2-3 hours. It cost $15 for matches and lighter fluid—all for the prison fire that will pay for the new high school football stadium.”
by 7even 4our 1ne August 3, 2021
Get the Prison Firemug. by Bobbies69 September 5, 2016
Get the mississippi fire fightermug. A phrase used when the song has a good beat but the rapper (...) on it ruins it.
Originally used on the internet with different phrases, it became popular in a different format in late 2023.
Starting off as an untrue statement about young Richmond, Virginia-based artist, Nettspend, the term quickly blew up on Twitter and started being used for other artists.
The first seen use of this new saying was from X user @kanjlrou on November 21, 2023.
Originally used on the internet with different phrases, it became popular in a different format in late 2023.
Starting off as an untrue statement about young Richmond, Virginia-based artist, Nettspend, the term quickly blew up on Twitter and started being used for other artists.
The first seen use of this new saying was from X user @kanjlrou on November 21, 2023.
Bob: That new Ice Spice song is ass. The beat was good though.
Bobby: When the beat fire but ... starts rapping
Bobby: When the beat fire but ... starts rapping
by Vineetx October 9, 2024
Get the When the beat fire but ... starts rappingmug. A sexual act. It starts when a male partner jerks off into a liquid storage tank for a long about of time. One the desired amount of semen has been reached, a hose is attached to the container. The final step in to sneak up behind the partner, stick the hose in the unsuspecting partners ass, and put it on the “jet” setting. If all is done well, semen will travel up the partners digestive system and out of their mouth (and nose, if lucky). This can be used for fun or used as a home defense system.
Dude Andy was giving Cam a Slovakian Fire Hose last night! Cams small intestine ruptured though, but it was still funny
by Jumpinthesky09 June 1, 2024
Get the Slovakian fire hosemug. by Nick Newark June 13, 2018
Get the fire in the kitchenmug. by Masterof_fire12 March 17, 2017
Get the Fire Bendermug.