1%

your iPad is going to die alone

iPad: I’m at 1%!
Charger: Idc

by otterpopWolfie April 22, 2021

zephyr 1

A 21st century mobile command center, used as a base for a ragtag team of S.H.I.E.L.D Agents, appearing in the ABC series Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Zephyr 1 started off as a mobile base used to tackle globe-wide threats, equipped with VTOL, rockets, and a removeable containment unit. Zephyr 1 was later modified for deep space travel, and equipped with a Time Drive, used to travel back (and forth) throughout time, making it a viable time machine. Zephyr 1 is the predecessor to Zephyr 3, an unknown deep-space base for classified missions.

Zephyr 1’s initial take off was a marvel of engineering

“Theres a free bunk on Zephyr 3” -Daisy Johnson to Phil Coulson

Zephyr 1 is the next level in S.H.I.E.L.D aircraft, and a ground-shattering innovation in aviation technology.

by Zephyr9774 December 28, 2023

November 1

The day where anyone named Ethan has to talk to their crush.

Ethan-Hey Bonnie guess what.
Bonnie-What?
Ethan-It's November 1st
Bonnie-OMG!!!!!!

by Bonnir October 31, 2021

SAF-1

1. to suck a fat one

2. making a guy happy in his pants

3. abbreviated so that you can abuse people around you with out them knowing, particulary usefull in retail towards customers that are pissing you off.

Angie and Cath love to SAF-1 after a hard days work

by Buk Naked April 26, 2011

1-10 female attractiveness

A scale on how to determine what level a female's Sexiness is.

1-imma puke
2-hell no she ugly as shit
3-she ugly

4-she acceptable
5-she good
6-cute
7- pretty cute
8-pretty asf

9-sexy as hell

10- DAMN MAMI...what's yo number where you been all my life?

1-10 female attractiveness for ya

by fatbich August 31, 2016

November 1

National hang them Christmas lights up day. Hang those damn lights up already, nobody gives a living fuck about Thanksgiving

Johnny : hey, it's only November 1, what are you doi-

Mary : SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HELP ME HANG THESE DAMN LIGHTS"

by Dodosolsollalasol October 27, 2023

1+1+1=1

A joke mocking the trinity, the core doctrine of Christianity. The trinity believes God is One in three persons who arent eachother but are all god 100% “ So 3 gods?”Some people say to which christians respond no no its one god

James: the trinity is not illogical god can be one and in any amount of persons!

MutahWarrior313: 1+1+1=1?????

by MongolKhan January 23, 2024