cum in my eye

An exclamatory remark used to express anger or annoyance

You're actually telling me that my mum featured in 'Two Girls, One Pilchard'? Oh, cum in my eye.

by cuminmyfriedpilchard inc. June 23, 2016

falling on blind eyes

Something which is in front of us, yet cannot or will not be seen.

The visual equivalent of 'falling on deaf ears'.

Inside the White House, the numbers kept falling on blind eyes, unable to see that infection rates were exploding, that their candidate was massively behind in the polls, that across the country, people were on the march and would not back down.

by Monkey's Dad June 24, 2020

Brown-eye points

Points scored and acquired, from partners, for the use of that one instance they can't deny anal sex.

"My girl says when I get 10 Brown-eye points, I get a free pass to that ass. I scored 2 last night by paying attention when she was blabbering to her friends."

Friend: "Damn"

by vanimal00000 June 23, 2012

Eye between the cheeks

the butt hole or anus

I got her in the eye between the cheeks last night and it was great

by lildickassnigga February 26, 2011

Shut Your Eye

Substitute of Shut the fuck up your so fucking annoying! Used for when they are so annoying and they keep talking to you even if you dont want to talk.

Yeah, so I broke up with my boy coz hes too cute and bla bla bla....!

Shut your eye Pamela!!!

by lovelycupcake October 12, 2011

comfy eye spot

comfy eye spot When you're zoning out and staring at a good-looking girl. The comfortable place where you rest your eyes is known as a comfy eye spot. the spot depends on the guy/girl.

dude 1: that dude found a comfy eye spot on that girl.

dude 2: where do you think it is?

dude 1: it looks like it's the eyes.

by John_doe42069 March 3, 2023

red eye trip

when you party so motherfuckin hard and stay up all night so your eyes turn red

I had a red eye trip last night

by dabgirl72 August 30, 2021