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An Old Fashion

When you hang a pair of cherries from the base of an erect penis, after having held an ice pack to it, you then rub orange peel along the shaft of the penis, take a shot of whiskey with a dash of bitters and a pinch of sugar, and when you swallow the shot, immediately deep throat the erect penis and lap a cherry into your mouth with your tongue, chew it, and swallow it.
You then say, "Ooh what a lovely Old Fashion"
Person#1 Would you like another old fashion?
Person #2 Yes, please. May I please get extra cherries on the next one?
Person #1 You got it!
Person #2 This is a lovely Old Fashion!
Person#1 The cocktail? Or the part where I just gave you an old fashion and deep throated you to get that cherry? I'm soooo drunk..
by Bael Sach November 1, 2023
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Old fashioned

When you have sex like they did in the 60s
I did her old fashioned
by Gape the sexmaster April 27, 2020
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Old Town Road

I'm gonna take that nigger to the old town road
He's gonna hang till he can't no more

I got that nigger in the back
Hang em on his ass
Sling em with the whip
That's racial attack
Monkeys on the porche
Burn em with the torch
Lynchin is a sport
Cotton pickin' morks, now

Can't no nigger tell me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
Can't no nigger teel me nothing
You can't tell me nothing
by I'm Just Trolling Bro December 12, 2023
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old minch

And old bitch preferably with a q tip head

And old man bitch
stfu you old Minch

Your such a old Minch

You crusty old Minch get out of my face you absolute spoon!!
by A crusty old Minch June 8, 2022
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Old Fart

An old fart means a very old man or woman. It’s describing an old person in a more insulting but oddly funny and light-hearted way.
“Well old fart, you aren’t getting any younger any younger.”
by Follower Of Jesus March 28, 2023
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Old Gregg

The genitalia in the aftermath of a bottom surgery in which a trans male to female recipient has quite literally a “mangina”. Not a penis, not a vagina. A mangina.

Origin: from the British comedy show “The Mighty Boosh” in which the scaly fish man named “Old Gregg” oft-times shows off his light emitting mangina to unsuspecting fisherman.
Dude Tyler is making out with that chick he just met at the bar. I’m pretty sure “she” has an Old Gregg.
by Gasman01 July 25, 2023
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Old spice

Powaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I wore old spice and now I have…POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Vdfghhnswyihcc November 3, 2021
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