When all of a girl’s photos on a dating app are group photos then it is safe to assume that she (the owner of the account) is the least attractive among the group
Dude 1: Bro I have no idea what this chick looks like All her photos are group pics
Dude2: dude, law of group photos my guy just swipe left
Dude2: dude, law of group photos my guy just swipe left
by Gene Atel Fischer May 23, 2020

"The better something tastes and/or the more filling it is, the worse it is for you." (Well, duhhh...!) Similar to when you are given a spoonful of medicinal syrup and it tastes absolutely terrible, and so you figure that it MUST be good for you. (And of course, that may indeed be true sometimes, but I wonder if a lot of times it's merely somewhat of a placebo effect --- your body just hurries up and gets well so that it doesn't hafta stomach the tortures of gagging down any more of that horrid bitter/sour elixir!)
I love rich sumptuous foods like burgers and fries, but my hippie-guru doctor put me on a diet of yucky-tasting bean sprouts and tofu --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Food-Flavor!
by QuacksO September 5, 2019

All employers must hereby let their employees leave work no later than 1PM on the eve of Turkey Day (Thanksgiving).
by Four-eyes-no-more-lol December 15, 2008

Segal's law is an adage that states: A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.
fidel castro segals law
by zkrcast December 24, 2023

Person 341: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 343: Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 343: Paliza (Polizei): The First Martial Law Juveniles Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Simply put, the law is as follows: "You never know." It is derived from the Mario Party item, the Skeleton Key, colloquially shortened to Tonkey.
Monica: "You're gonna wear protection right sweety? I don't want to use another morning after pill!"
Kirk: "Eh. Tonkey's Law."
Kirk: "Eh. Tonkey's Law."
by Demarcus420 July 16, 2016
