Jump Off

1.) Synonym for "joint" meaning "bad as in good" (not "joint" meaning a weed cigarette).

2.) What someone while wearing a jump suit.

3.) What someone does after having to walk the plank.

4.) What a shipload of illegals do when they arrive at their destination.

"Man, this new track is the jump off !!!!" - "Charlene's party is gonna be the jump off this Sunday night" - "OMFG, the new (Chanel/Benz/Movado) is the jump off, son !!!1"

"Get the sheets ready, I'm about to start the jump off."

"Aaaargh! After ye walks the plank ye have no recourse but to jump off"

"Hurry up and jump off before the coasters get here."

by handle187 November 7, 2003

kick off

When fucking a girl from behind, preferably on a bear skin rug, at the point of climax one blows a whistle, signaling three or four friends to burst into the room and kick the girl in the face.

"Hey guys, thanks for helping out with the kick off last night. Best. Anniversary. Ever."

by Oedipus Flex November 11, 2009

jump-off

someone or something that benefits another

I can't wait to get this jump-off so my life can be better.

by Gerard Irick August 1, 2011

Off yourself

off yourself a way of telling someone you dont agree with their opinion in a semi respectful way

person 1 : hey do you like pineapple on pizza
person 2 : no thats weird off yourself

by local edge lord June 22, 2021

off the dick

any thing you could imagine. could be really bad or really good.

moody's tractor beam. (off the dick)
five on five football in the hotel room.

by ben the beast morrison January 5, 2009

Poop-Off

This is a chemical I can buy for my African Parrot to clean his cage. It is called Poop-Off and dissolves bird droppings.

Hey Chipper, guess what? I am going to clean your house with some Poop-Off!

by bludragen March 30, 2008

lmfrofla off

Laugh My F***ing Rolling On the Floor Laughing Ass off

used in conversation mainly on an instant messaging program Made up by the writer of this...Usually used as in lmfrofla off when laughing hard at something. it usually replaces lol.

by shayde1014 June 26, 2008