Milk duds

Tiny tits

…|“but she had milk duds”| …|“Hey! Neither of us would be here if it wasn’t for those milk duds”|…|“Check out those milk duds!”|…

by saila June 5, 2025

Milk

The best and most tasty shit on the planet, ever since the beginning of humanity people have been sucking milk from their moms tits, other moms tits, cow tits and even goat tits. It's nice, white and it has calcium. While Mountain Dew is unhealthy and piss yellow.

Skeleton Boi: Drink your milk bro, it's got calcium.
Mark: No.
Skeleton: No is not a valid answer so BE GONE THOT.
Mark: *spontaneously combusts*

by Thot-destroyer March 21, 2018

Milk

*insert Father joke*

he didnt get the milk

by the legendary yodeler June 3, 2020

Kurdled milk

When you are with friends and that one really annoying friend who thinks they are your friend shows up, this is what to yell

Friend:hey how r u
You:good how ar—KURDLED MILK

by isaytomato November 6, 2022

Milk

The cutest and sweetest person you will ever meet. Anybody who has any form of Milk in her/his name is a legend and shall be treated like royalty. They've been through a lot in life but still continue to be bubbly and cheerful. A true role model.

Boy: "Woah...that girl is so cute. What's her name?"
Girl: "Oh that's Milk! She has a heart of gold."

by Kita is my daddy (Mikky) May 26, 2020

Milk the cunt

To play the middle C. Usually uttered when a band wants to tune their instruments.

Saxophonist: Milk the cunt!
Pianist: *plays middle C*
Band: *all play middle C*

by Zipdox January 16, 2024

Getting The Milk

When your dad leaves to get the milk and never comes back. It’s also every “pregnancy reveal to my hubby!!!” video’s deleted scenes. But don’t worry, he’s just going on a quick shopping trip with his hot new girl.

“Yeah, my dad is getting the milk.”

“Well, you know what happens to fatherless social rejects!”

by broiledeggs July 22, 2021