max money

A short ginger kid who claims to be Ed Sheeran

“max money always talks about being Ed Sheeran”

max money by The duck overlord February 3, 2024

Beach Money 

Getting paid a large lump sum, while doing minimal work. May possible die trying to achieve it.

“This Beach Money. We rich.” *gunshot* -Ronnie Mathis

Beach Money by Ubitiqous February 12, 2024

blue money phone 

A large stack of 100 dollar bills with a blue band around it that is used as a pretend phone

1: where were you last night
2: i was talking on my blue money phone
1: you were at the bank?
2: i was at the bank.

blue money phone by Count Orlok February 14, 2024

zakat money 

A small amount of money.

Typically used when an amount of money seems high to others but isn’t a big deal to you.

Islamic version of “pocket change”.

-Friend: How much was that laptop?
-Me: Around 2000$.

-Friend: Wow! That’s a lot of money.

-Me: Nah, that’s zakat money.

zakat money by Volto10 February 16, 2024

Lady Money 

1a. Money that a lady makes

1b. Money that a lady makes specifically at da club

a. "Brittney made that lady money at waffle house."

b. "Sinnamon made that lady money at The Sparkle Factory."

Lady Money by travvyfart February 22, 2024

Cheeseburger Money 

The smallest amount of money you need to get what you want

“Damn I need me some cheeseburger money”

Cheeseburger Money by wellafella March 1, 2024

Zakat money 

A little amount of money.

Typically used when a sum of money seems high to others but isn’t a big deal to you.

Islamic version of “pocket change”.

- Friend: How much was that laptop?
- Me: Around 2000$.
- Friend: Wow! That’s a lot of money.
- Me: Nah, that’s zakat money.

Zakat money by Volto10 March 10, 2024