facedooker

1. someone you contributes "pieces of shit" content to facebook i.e. dropping dooks in facebook

2. the act of taking smalls shits in your status feed updates

examples:

"started school today"
"walmart run"
"great day because blah blah.. "

way to be a facedooker man, no one needs to know that your pissed about having to wake up for class or work on monday..

by skrillazzz August 28, 2009

Facehooker

Someone who is not on Facebook, who uses your Facebook to check on people.

"Will you check on Facebook to see if this guy is on there?".

"Gosh, you such a Facehooker".

by beanedog June 17, 2011

Fakebook page

A celebrity Facebook profile that is actually a fake profile (not the real celebrity profile), especially if the person who responds to its chat inquiries is mean, speaks a foreign language or broken English.

hi is this the real aoi miyazaki?? or is this a fakebook page?

by maxsell aka onestock June 18, 2012

Faceboobed

When you accidentally bump the friends request on Facebook with your boob.

OMG I can't believe that I just Faceboobed him.

by Blondie09 May 5, 2016

Fakebook

People living a fake life on social media

People living it up on fakebook

by 12yanlewis September 12, 2020

2 Facedbooker

Someone who hides certain information or posts from certain friend's on their profile in order to be covert or deceptive.

A 2 Facedbooker is an individual living a double life, they show one face to some and another to others. Someone who lacks integrity and is fake.

by somersault : ) October 21, 2013

ficebook

a cooler way to say "facebook"

pronounced: fa-is-book

I went on ficebook today and wrote on my friend's wall

by Rokoo January 27, 2009