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Dirty Desmond

An individual that rapidly jumps from pogo stick to pogo stick while cackling wildly and denying certain truths. Often someone that enjoys a Dirty Desmond suffers from Directional Deficit Disorder.
Kyle had a few too many drinks at a frat party and was coerced into doing a Dirty Desmond.
by Josh Moon September 14, 2019
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dirty coy

Dirty Coy is when two men are having sex and they each insert a koi Fish in each others anus and take turns being the submissive. Then they shit out their respective koi and have sushi for dinner.
Bro those to guys used the fish from your koi pond when they did the dirty coy!
by Lee Derange September 26, 2019
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Dirty Blair

When eating out your spouse after ejaculating in them, usually followed by vomiting.
She was still keen so I gave her a dirty Blair after smashing her box in.
by Hpatps March 28, 2020
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Dirty Abriana

When you are the most amazing goddess of all, but still are a crazy freak.
If you can bed a Dirty Abriana you are a lucky guy.
by MotherNaturesHomie April 3, 2020
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Dirty Stephi

Get on the couch and tell him to sit back and enjoy the show. Only, it's not the TV he'll be viewing... it's you. With him in a seated position, straddle him, then place his hands on your hips to keep you secure, and lean all the way back so that your head is down by his feet. You can put your hands on the floor for extra support, then rest your feet on the back of the couch while he moves in and out.
Her body was completely exposed to me, giving me an incredibly erotic view as we did the Dirty Stephi.
by Hippie In Heels April 15, 2020
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dirty god

someone who has a god complex, who pulls out, or attempts to pull out but says "oh, god" when he ejaculates prematurely.
Hey, I heard that brain pulled a dirty god on you last night.
by -CHEEESE-KAKE- April 17, 2020
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Dirty Crawford

A dirty Crawford is when you first a girl in her arse and vagina at the same time and pull out her organs and eat them.
I pulled a dirty Crawford on josh’s mum last night, she taste so good
by Diggy77 April 18, 2020
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