A box of chocolates

When sneak into a bathroom, either in a private home or office/public restroom, and while holding a nice dookie in the chamber, removed the lid to the toilet tank. Then carefully sit/hover (your preference) on/over the now open upper tank with your feet where your ass would normally be. Then proceed to drop your delightfully odiferous chocolates into the tank. Wiping your ass is preferred but not required. Remembering to replace the lid of the toilet tank and walk away. Depending upon the length of time it is left undisturbed, every time the toilet is flushed, there will be muddy water that will proceed to fill the bowl. This will have the opposite effect of the well known “2000 flushes” cleaning product. *note: do not try this in a port a pot

I felt disrespected by the cashier at the grocery store who used the wrong pronoun when speaking to me. So my dumb ass left a box of chocolates in the fourth stall from the end.

by Hugh’s Jassle December 25, 2022

chocolate lollipop

when you insert a lollipop into a womans asshole and then eat the lollipop

we did the chocolate lollipop last night. tasted awful tho.

by lincummaster October 13, 2021

Chocolate scoop

When a guy fucks you in the ass and you shit on him.

I promised him ice cream so I chocolate scooped him.

by Chad Wintergreen June 1, 2021

chocolate lava cake

A masterpiece of fine dining in which a woman bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as a man pours boiling water down her anal cavity and sticks his dick inside this piece of culinary craftsmanship. Gordon Ramsey, eat your heart/ass out!

I made quite the mess in the bedroom last night when Beatrizabella and I created a chocolate lava cake. Unfortunately, her asshole was too weak; as we performed this, I got a little hot cherry fudge surprise all over my mouth in the process.

by Kai the Spy April 19, 2024

Chocolate Dubloon

When two or more twinks complete anal palpation, copulation, or really any other kind of ass play.

MMM.. Kevin can I have your chocolate dubloon.

by KEVINSACUNT March 31, 2017

Chocolate

The only thing that females can eat when on their period

me) “Give me the hecking chocolate you butt”
my mom) “but... you just ate everything in the fridge...”

by Annoyed, But not a bitch :T April 22, 2019

Chocolate Robbery

The act of stealing someones extrements before they drop into the water.

1: I was just trying to take a shit, but there was no splash. Weird.
2: DId you hear it drop or see it flush?
1: No
2: Well then, it was a Chocolate Robbery.

by LilGanja1337 February 8, 2024