chocolate lollipop

when you insert a lollipop into a womans asshole and then eat the lollipop

we did the chocolate lollipop last night. tasted awful tho.

by lincummaster October 13, 2021

Chocolate scoop

When a guy fucks you in the ass and you shit on him.

I promised him ice cream so I chocolate scooped him.

by Chad Wintergreen June 1, 2021

Chocolate Dream

When someone likes to wear skidmarks on their underwear or sit in shitty underwear.

Woah! Did you know that Avery is living the chocolate dream right now?

by isa☆ November 11, 2022

Chocolate thunder

Anal intercourse + burrito

Excuse me Sir? Would you like some chocolate thunder?

by Chipotle+chill December 14, 2017

Exploding chocolate popsicle

The exploding chocolate popsicle is when the male host inserts his penis into the female host ass who has severe diarrhea. He then continues to rail her until she shits so hard it causes an explosion in her ass hole building up pressure from diarrhea causing the male host to fly back and hit a wall. His penis then looks like a chocolate popsicle from having the explosion of diarrhea on his penis. The female host then yells, “boom, exploding chocolate popsicle”.

Did you hear how bad Jenny gave Forest the exploding chocolate popsicle? He said it was a very shitty experience.

by Eston555855 December 16, 2020

Strawberry Chocolate Surprise

A sex act in which a guy gives anal to a chick on her period and then vaginally penetrates her before coming in her mouth.

Omg I got a strawberry chocolate surprise while I was banging my pharmacist.

by jett777 July 3, 2017

Chocolate Coffee

Akin to piss in taste. If you have every watched Bear Grills guzzle his on piss, you can now imagine how chocolate coffee tastes.

Friend: “Oh God, that man on TV is chugging piss from snake skin!”
You: “Still better than Chocolate Coffee”

by Number1 piss lover November 5, 2021