Chocolate Hobnob

When you dip your cock in some heated chocolate in an attempt to illicit a blowjob

"I heard Jeff offered Margret a Chocolate hobnob. Spent the night in A&E"

by TheVen August 21, 2024

Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory

Being in a situation resulting in fingering males butthole until acrylic nails are gone and fingers are pooped on

What happened with Jimmy? I had to go to the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory with him.

by Swaggymfman February 8, 2022

Chocolate

Poop that has been recycled throughout the water cycle.

My chocolate is tasting gross in my mouth dudes! The water cycle must have hurt it.

by Sarah Cool Girl February 17, 2019

Gatsby Chocolate

Shitty overpriced chocolate company that attempts to use "dAnK iNtErNeT mEmEs" to boost sales. Just another startup that will ultimately fail due to bringing absolutely nothing new to the table in an already oversaturated market.

Gatsby Chocolate fucked up when they made an ad using a fake UrbanDictionary.com definition for their ads.

by Urban-Legend April 13, 2021

Chocolate banana mudslide

When you are fucking an asshole and you pull out with a shit covered dick and shit everywhere

Yeah me and Angie were banging and we pulled a “chocolate banana mudslide”.

by Sydw33d February 9, 2023

Chocolate springs

when you have cold hot chocolate and the powder doesnt mix in and is stuck at the bottom

jess; girl i got chocolate springs in my hot chocolate

jeff; damn

by pewdipi June 11, 2017

Chocolate Churro

When you are having anal sex and you coat your penis in something abrasive like sugar or sand and then continue having sex.

Sorry I’m a bit sore today my boyfriend gave me a chocolate churro last night.

by ChillBayman January 15, 2024