....And then you were raped.

a phrase you can add to a long, boring story that a friend or relative is telling you, to make the story more exciting or funny for yourself.

Person A: "When we were in Nebraska we visited the museum of agriculture, went to a corn maze, and visited a farm....

Person B: ....And then you were raped."

Person A: "What??, No I wasn't"

by The Flying 69 September 6, 2009

yo, you good?

wtf is wrong with you?

john just spilled beer on the new rug... john! yo, you good?

by billyp01 December 17, 2008

believe you me

An expression pretty much meaning "believe me", only with an unnecessary "you" inserted in the middle.

That was a hard test, believe you me.

by SammiSeldowitz October 21, 2007

Gee, you knit?

What did 50 cent say after his mom gave him a handmade sweater for Christmas?

Gee, you knit!

by d-Mack April 29, 2004

whatever you say

You say this in response to something someone tells you that isn't true nevertheless they want you to believe what it is they're lying about.

Him: Even though I clearly said Millennial, I am not a millennial. I honestly just have a foot-up-the-nose disorder. It's a very serious medical condition.

You: Whatever you say bro!

by He-ro December 6, 2018

snatch you bald

A threat to pull out all of one's hair. Often said by irate mothers.

"Give me that headband before I snatch you bald."

by MiloTheHobo September 19, 2009

fuck you roulette

You write 'Fuck You' in a text message, and flick through your phone book at random, and bam! Thats fuck you roulette!

"Dude I totally just sent a fuck you roulette to my mum"

by Simon De Buav October 16, 2007