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REAL OR CAKE??

A TikTok challenge where the audience must decide whether or not an object about to be cut open by the influencer is real or if its made of cake.
Influencer: REAL OR CAKE?? *pulls out a baby*
Audience: o-o
Influencer: *Pulls out a knife*
Audience: THAT BETTER BE CAKE.
Influencer: Its real! :)
by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023
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Frosting the cake

When to take a shit and decide to have a wank (shit wank combo), then proceed to ejaculate onto said defecation, thus ‘frosting the cake’
Holly: Hey Chelsea did you hear about Rowan frosting the cake?

Chelsea: no, what’s that mean?

Holly: it’s when you take a shit and jizz on it.

Chelsea: oh right on! Nice!
by Nick loves yogurt July 29, 2022
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Bumhole cake

The act of sucking cake mixture from ones anus with a side of cream.
“Crutchley had some amazing bumhole cake last night
by HeyGuysitsNicole69 May 22, 2019
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Give her some cake

Give her some time / fat on the sides
She’s not here yet : cmon man give her some cake
by Catchathisarvo July 12, 2022
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Political Cake

What you receive while studying Chapter 8 for the course of AP Human Geography
"Yo Emily, show me the political cake"
by blubblubgoesthefishy March 28, 2017
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cake

guy 1: i like cake
guy 2: me to
they both became friends
by JoePapaIsNotValidAnymore February 16, 2021
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Cake On Top Of The Candle

When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015
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