National Gramse-Patter-Dag

8. oktober.
En dag om året, hvor man har tilladelse og næsten er forpligtet til at gramse på bryster uden samtykke.

-Tog du lige på mine bryster!?
-Ja, det er national Gramse-Patter-Dag.
-Undskyld, bare fortsæt.

by Screw_JayDuck October 21, 2020

National Long Nose Day

November 25th is national long nose day

I’m so excited for National long nose day

by Jade won clowney October 23, 2020

National send nudes day

From 9pm on April 25th, to 9pm on April the 26th everyone is obligated to send nudes on request. No questions asked.

Guy: "Hey, send you your tits"
Girl: "No way!"
Guy: "But it's national send nudes day!"
Girl: "Fine, but only if you show me your cock."
Guy: "Deal."

by HitlersCock April 25, 2020

National Love Alarm day

This is the day when season 2 of a new popular k-drama comes out. Tell your friends about it! (Spoilers‼️ who will Kim jojo end up with?)

person 1: ayo today's national love alarm day, are you planning on watching love alarm season 2?
person 2: what's love alarm?
Person 1: it's a really good Kdrama you should watch it :)

by Someone from planet Earth March 8, 2021

National bill Cosby day

Sleepy or awake be prepared to get cosbied this is on April 10th

Dang it’s national bill Cosby day who wants to go nap nap

by Blackmanorwhiteman April 10, 2019

National hold hands months

You have to hold hands for two months october till december no matter you are single or taken

Hey its National hold hands months let me hold you’re hand.

by The guy who creates October 16, 2019

National Send Buses Day

On April 18th every year, send the best picture of a bus to your friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/etc. Watch them recieve it with gratitude and confusion

Cunt- “Ayo vro shelby bouta receive this picture of a bus”
Fag- “Why vro that don’t even make sense”
Cunt- “It’s national send buses day dumbass”

by Big Weiner Nog May 31, 2018