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Yo dude have you heard the meme 6 year olds trembling in despair after their iPad is taken away and they cant watch brainrot content anymore?
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Get the 6 year olds trembling in despair after their iPad is taken away and they cant watch brainrot content anymore mug.Also spelled "old softy".
Although it's listed in dictionaries as describing a weakling, an emotional fool, a pushover or similar, it is most often used in a sense to pay a compliment to a person who is not that but who, despite having a gruff or hard exterior, has a sympathetic and kind-hearted spirit, a warm way of interacting with fellow humans, especially those who are experiencing difficulties of some kind.
Although it's listed in dictionaries as describing a weakling, an emotional fool, a pushover or similar, it is most often used in a sense to pay a compliment to a person who is not that but who, despite having a gruff or hard exterior, has a sympathetic and kind-hearted spirit, a warm way of interacting with fellow humans, especially those who are experiencing difficulties of some kind.
The actor Danny Trejo always seems to take roles of tough evil villains who take no prisoners, but in real life he's a big old softie. and a really great family man.
Nobody ever accused Margaret Thatcher of being an old softie; she was a virago who wanted to be superior to everybody.
Nobody ever accused Margaret Thatcher of being an old softie; she was a virago who wanted to be superior to everybody.
by Piss Miggy October 29, 2023
Get the Old softie mug.Dry, flaky skin left over from older individuals, often found on stretchers or in retirement homes and hospitals.
Oh boy, you can start smelling the old people dust when you land in Florida.
What's that on the stretcher? Oh, that's just old people dust.
What's that on the stretcher? Oh, that's just old people dust.
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Get the old people dust mug.When your partner is crowning a poop, and you ejaculate on the turtle's head. The receiver then proceeds to suck the poop back in.
The receding of the decorated poop is imperative to this act, as without it, you're just cumming on poo.
The receding of the decorated poop is imperative to this act, as without it, you're just cumming on poo.
I gave my mrs the old peculiar last night. I'm glad she sucked it back in, otherwise I'd have just cum on poo.
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