old bidi

and old person

look at that old bidi

by michael hulme December 23, 2011

mosé old

being so crusty and old that you’re basically a pile of dust without even getting cremated

friend 1: yo i just turned 32 today

friend 2: what?? fr?? damn you’re MOSÉ OLD

by bichibichi April 2, 2019

Old Balls

When your ball sack can touch your butthole

Holy shit, Sean Paddy Murphy has old balls! They’re going into his asshole!!!

by Old Balls Murphy November 17, 2023

Old People Thing

Use these 3 words as a way to say something about parents/adults with alcohol.

My parents are going out to go do their old people thing.(wine tasting).

by Im_A_Kool_Kid777 June 25, 2022

old man legs

A condition in which a cyclist has been riding for so many years that he is just fast... and always will be fast. Said cyclist can fail to ride for months at a time and still beat most others while not even trying.

-Dude that old fat guy just dropped me like a bad habit!

-Yeah Ted's got old man legs, he was a hardcore racer back in the 90's

by butzlightbeer October 6, 2016

Old man jankins

Old man Jankins is 93 and will forever be 93, he goes to bus stops to watch children, and has a girlfriend who is 18. Old man jankins Is the ultimate pimp

Old man jankins is packing

by BetterThanBacon June 18, 2020

bryan (discord 12 year old)

bryan is the name of an individual whom can not read :( when confronted about that issue, he quickly responds with "keep my name out your tax bracket", "you look like a cheese ball", or "kys hoe". we frequently pray for his recovery from whatever he is suffering from.

oh god...bryan (discord 12 year old)is in call

by biggie annihilator October 17, 2022