thicc ass hoe

What you think ab your step mom's sister evey Wednesday.

"Dame that girls a thicc ass hoe

by Shlong daddy vg April 23, 2020

hoe-lateral damage

When a man is having success in picking up a good looking girl at a social event and he rolls the dice to talk to a slightly better looking girl, in effect, his actions completely ruin his chances with the former.

Guy #1 - "Did you get her phone number?"
Guy #2 - "Naw man, I started talking to another girl in front of her and she got pissed off."
Guy #1 - "Hard break. That's some hoe-lateral damage."

by dipstickin December 12, 2014

Your bro a hoe

The conclusion to the 'Your mum gay' cycle. Use this only if you see no out of a situation.

George: Your mum gay
Jye: Your dad lesbian
George: Your granny tranny
Jye: Your grandpap a trap
George: Your sister a mister
Jye: You've forced my hand
George: do it pussy
Jye: Your Bro a hoe
Universe: ceases to exist and returns to nothingness

by No U x infinity May 13, 2018

poke a hoe day

On the 12th November it’s poke a hoe day!! see a hoe or a slag? poke them!

Ella “hey why did you poke me?”
Dan “it’s poke a hoe day”

by Roxanne elvis November 11, 2019

part time hoe

A girl who is a lowkey hoe. She's really sweet but when it's time, she'll know. You'll love to get yourself a part time hoe.

"Hey did you hear that John got a part time hoe?"
"COOL I want one."

by Lovecrackerloljk July 22, 2016

Your bro a hoe

If you say this the entire universe as well know it will implode upon itself the moment these words are spoken.

Joe: Your sister a mister
Brian: Your bro a hoe
*Universe collapses*

by Matrix Drive March 28, 2018

dumbass thot hoe

Dumb Bitch thot ass hoe that dates guy 3 years older than her in middle school lmao

Lily is a dumbass thot hoe

by BigDick69420lmaonicelolhahahah April 21, 2020