douche bag deluxe

A person whose level of douchebaggery has reached new limits. Also known as toolboxes and assholes.

I met this kid Jerry Cozzi the other night at the bar. He was a douche bag deluxe.

by Jerry Cozzi December 23, 2009

Douche

To give a very typical item a thorough scrubbing.

"Yo, ma, I'm going to douche my car." or, "Hey, Sammy, I'm going out and when I get back, I expect you to have douched this kitchen."

by big_schnasty July 18, 2005

Douche

Brandon Zeidler. Lol. What a bot.

“Hey douche!”
*brandon turns head*
“What’s up?”

by OfficialDefinitionsCompany December 18, 2021

Bada douche

1. A extremely narcissistic self centered man child with extreme delusions of grandeur.
2. One that treats everyone around them in a douchebag manner

Bada douche: oh my god, I'm so more freakin Italian that you
Dingus: shut the fuck up bada douche

by Ambassador of Queefs June 26, 2024

douche swarm

A large group of douches that walk around in the halls with their football uniforms. They will usually cluster around or in the gym and spray their axe all over the place to attract more.

Oh god here comes another douche swarm. Hold your breath or you'll be attracted to the swarm.

by spliggyguy March 10, 2016

King Douche

A douche bag of epic proportions and on every level, they are such a douche, even normal douches fear them... they wear a crown made of douchery. They are usually called Matthieu and come from France.

"Hey dude, that guy isn't a normal douche, he is the king douche!"

by I'm no douchette February 24, 2015

Douche flute

Douch flute - funneling vinegar & water into the ladies puss then plunging her rapidly to satisfaction

She was starting to smell fishy so I gave her the douche flute

by StinkyJay January 16, 2025