dead to rights

When Brad's got you really good, and there's no longer a way out of a situation. You're in his crosshairs.

Me: "Mom and I went for ice cream last night, and it was delicious, however when I got home I spilled some on my rug"
Brad: "I was with your Mom last night, so we know that wasn't ice cream on the rug."
Me: "Shit. Brad's got me dead to rights."

by mybusinesscardsaysfuckme August 4, 2022

Dead Footy

The definition of a Dead Footy is some thing that lacks appeal, this may be used in frustration or directed at an individual on a night out.

Yo Caitlin is looking dead footy lads I won’t lie.

by Liam Trenow June 9, 2022

Dead Footy

The definition of dead footy is something that lacks appeal, it can be used to describe a situation or an individual on a night out .

Harry is dead footy don’t you think?

by Liam Trenow June 9, 2022

dead Emily

Dead Emily: a joke that went on between me and my friend lmao

You’re dead emily! Just kidding lol

by Praying_Mantis June 10, 2022

dead before death

Song by Emit

Guy 1: Have you listened to "dead before death"?
Guy 2: Yeah! It's creepy as shit!

by Idkish June 12, 2022

Dead Meat Fan

Fan of Dead Meat who does his own KILL COUNTS. He’s also 5’2

I guess you don’t want to see the day of light ever again - Dead Meat Fan

by Dead Meat Fan June 16, 2022

Dead Racehorse

An item of previously high value that has reached its untimely demise or ability to use.

"Opened my oil cap today and found the forbidden smoothie, she's a Dead Racehorse for sure."

by TheSaucySoviet June 16, 2022