Anal Glaucoma

Anal Glaucoma is when a person can not see their ass doing a certain task.

Housecat "I can't make it to work this morning, I have anal glaucoma something fierce."

Boss " Never heard of such."

Housecat "I just can't see my ass coming to work today."

Boss "I've heard em all now.!!!"

The master sergeant hoped that the Lance Corporal has a good excuse for missing formation.

Anal Glaucoma devil dog, very well marine very well, as you were.

by Woodhippie September 22, 2022

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Anal Lamaze

Breathing exercises when participating in anal sex.

Paul said “Dan we need to practice our anal Lamaze this weekend.

by Chia Zappulla December 7, 2019

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Casual anal

When a stranger at an establishment wants to participate in anal and is under the understanding that it will be no strings attached and part ways immediately after.

"is casual anal a thing?" "It could be for you."

by Captain Jacks your Sparrow October 30, 2023

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Anal master

Someone who has dedicated their life to the practice of anal activities and anal worship, using their butthole for good or evil.Ass to the brass

Nikki”With great power comes great Anal Master responsibility”

by Butthole Bobber December 19, 2020

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Anal Fairy

the fairy that comes around at night and gives you an anal exam and collects dingleberries out of your asshole, the anal fairy often tickles your asshole so you know it's there. It loves the taste of cumberries and leaves you money for them. Cumberries are dingleberries infused with cum after an anal cream pie.

Little Boy: "Hey Daddy when is the Anal Fairy coming to visit me?"

Daddy: "Whenever a big black man with a raging veiny 12-inch boner comes and ass fucks you and you diarrhea on his dick."

Little Boy: "Ok Daddy I can't wait to diarrhea on a Big Black Man's dick, and get a visit from the legendary Anal Fairy!"

Daddy: "Thats My Boy!"

by !Hey May 13, 2024

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