by Knorck January 25, 2020
Get the wet smokermug. When a girl poops on your penis and then she proceeds to suck it clean off, leaving the penis soaking with saliva and her mouth full of shit
by AnalDirtStache October 2, 2019
Get the Wet Poop Deckmug. When you cum really hard in somebody's face. Jizz jazz jizz.
Not to be confused with anything faces related
Not to be confused with anything faces related
by hotwetbombzz January 16, 2019
Get the hot wet bombmug. When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
Dim: Where's Pete tonight?
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Pete #imissmySteph
#lettuce#vegetable#lap dog#Pete
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Pete #imissmySteph
#lettuce#vegetable#lap dog#Pete
by MegRoe December 6, 2019
Get the Wet Lettucemug. When you and a guy you’re beefing with are about to fight, and your fists are sweating with anticipation
by SchemeCap January 10, 2018
Get the wet wingsmug. Yeah man the hooker last night was blowing me and I decided to surprise her with a wet Willy when I came.
by Ducks not Fucks May 22, 2017
Get the Wet Willymug. When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.
Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!
Person 2: That sucks!
by Morbius number 2 June 13, 2022
Get the Slippery Wet Floormug.