Daniel Parkes

A pirate who was shipwrecked approximately 754 years ago off the coast of Alaska. Since then he wandered across the ocean on the back of his pet dog; Leinad, and arrived off the coast of Scotland. After being brought to trial during the witch-craze, he was sentenced to 1000 years in Cambridge, where he now presides today.
Has a tendency to be seen smoking a pipe, with the occasional risky substances and wearing counter-culture/hipster garments.

Look there Daniel Parkes! I wonder if he can do me s special today?

I went to to Cambridge University the other day, unfortunately the Daniel Parkes brigade have made the fellows walk the plank!

I was on the street the other night, and daniel parkes winked me; so I simply ran!

Daniel Parkes by The Russler650 May 28, 2012

Portuguese Parking 

When a person parks a car so it is obnoxiously not in the lines.

"Look at that guy portuguese parking! Damn, he's getting a ticket!"

Portuguese Parking by Kidasha July 11, 2012

The parking situation

Referring to the pursuit of finding attractive women or woman in your general location

Or
To point out an attractive woman in proximity. As used in the art of rubber necking

I'll be right back, I have to check out the parking situation.

Passenger} Hey man, swing around and checkout the parking situation.

The parking situation by K-nudt September 1, 2016

forehead parking 

Forehead parking: The act of planting ones testicles ( and scrotum ) on the forehead of a female, usually right above the individuals eyebrows.

"Yoo my new girls into some weird crazy shit.. she asked me about forehead parking on the first date! Imma park it right between them brows bro"

forehead parking by Christoph joshisgayington January 16, 2017

john parker 

the guy who decided to search up his own full name

Reading this out loud “John Parker, the guy who decided to search up his own full name“

john parker by Anonymous.2 August 26, 2018

Peter Parker 

Dickwad

*Flash Thompson to Peter Parker*
“Wassup dickwad”

Peter Parker by ThanosRectum July 13, 2019

Wallace parking 

Wallace parking means parking in the far corners of a parking lot, as far away from other cars as possible. My dad taught me to Wallace park, saying we could all use the exercise anyway. Now I do it to be antisocial and I taught my kids to do it to avoid fender benders.

Sorry I’m late — I was Wallace parking and I found the ultimate spot.

Wallace parking by wparker October 3, 2019