The parking situation

Referring to the pursuit of finding attractive women or woman in your general location

Or
To point out an attractive woman in proximity. As used in the art of rubber necking

I'll be right back, I have to check out the parking situation.

Passenger} Hey man, swing around and checkout the parking situation.

by K-nudt September 1, 2016

forehead parking

Forehead parking: The act of planting ones testicles ( and scrotum ) on the forehead of a female, usually right above the individuals eyebrows.

"Yoo my new girls into some weird crazy shit.. she asked me about forehead parking on the first date! Imma park it right between them brows bro"

by Christoph joshisgayington January 16, 2017

john parker

the guy who decided to search up his own full name

Reading this out loud “John Parker, the guy who decided to search up his own full name“

by Anonymous.2 August 26, 2018

Peter Parker

Dickwad

*Flash Thompson to Peter Parker*
“Wassup dickwad”

by ThanosRectum July 13, 2019

Wallace parking

Wallace parking means parking in the far corners of a parking lot, as far away from other cars as possible. My dad taught me to Wallace park, saying we could all use the exercise anyway. Now I do it to be antisocial and I taught my kids to do it to avoid fender benders.

Sorry I’m late — I was Wallace parking and I found the ultimate spot.

by wparker October 3, 2019

Peter Parked

When you deepthroat someone and she’s face up upside down like when spiderman kissed Mary Jane

Hey Gerry I Peter Parked my dick in Lissa last week, how about you

by Asdfgtio66 November 4, 2019

Mya Parker

Really annoying. Looks exactly like Lovely Peaches. Is in love with Paige. Her bestiieee is Talula Dawn. Likes to fuck Uber Drivers and old men. Owns an IPod 3. Eats her waz.

Mya Parker is a whore. I can’t believe Mya Parker is cheating on Paige with Talula!!!

by Donald Trumps Mistress December 19, 2019