Shitting Twinkies

How you feel when you are or were really scared of something, someone or an event.

Man....when those two Pit Bulls chased me, I was shitting twinkies! I thought for sure I was going to get a mauled!

by Bigdog1973 August 14, 2011

Shit Dialing

Clutching your cell phone and trying to text or call in a semi-conscious inebriated state while writhing around on the bathroom floor covered in your own poo, pee, and vomit. See also Poo Texting.

That bitch had to be taken out of our restaurant by paramedics in trash bags because she was found Shit Dialing in our bathroom! Talk about taking out the trash!

by VenerableBean July 6, 2011

Talking Shit

When you are talking and shit comes out your mouth

I was talking to John and shit was on my face. John was talking shit

by Scroogler June 20, 2023

Shit Clan

The Shit clan is a clan of shit

In Glasgow there lived a man named Jack Shit. He had a sister named Holly Shit, and a brother named Piecea Shit. He married a woman who became known as Giva Shit, and they had children named Dumb Shit, Noe Shit, and Ghost Shit.

The Shit Clan

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover December 20, 2020

That shits for the birds

A way of saying yo I don’t fuck with that(something)

Person 1: man I hate racism, that shits for the birds

Person2: ya I don’t fuck with that

by dumbledorsanus January 31, 2022

shit disturber

A person who because of their very nature, insults random people, picks fights, and likes to stir up trouble

look at that dude in a fight again.... what a little shit disturber

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

Shit Talker

someone who talks shit consistently and often believes what the're saying and will go to great lengths to defend the shit. They also don't mind how what they say affects another individual.

Duru: People have alot of energy. I can fly.

Subject: Really let me see.

Duru: No not now.

Subject: Hmmm. when?

Duru Give me 24 hrs. i need to prepare. If you give me a month i can fly for longer.

Real life example of a shit talker

by Duru September 24, 2007