Shit in my grandmothers mouth

Exclamation of shock or surprise

‘Do you remember how frigid my bitch used to be? Well last night she let me take her up the chocolate factory!’

‘Well, shit in my grandmothers mouth!! What a ho she is!’

by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024

Washing-machine mouth

Someone with a large, often slobbery tongue. When you kiss them, it’s a bit like being dragged through a sheep dip.

Coined by Justine Frischmann (Former lead singer of Elastica) quoted by Graham Coxon (Lead guitarist and secondary vocalist of Blur) on ‘kissing men’ -The Face 1995

To quote Graham quoting Justine, “he’s a washing-machine mouth. He’s got a very large tongue, you see, and I haven’t.”

by L1ttl3L4mb July 19, 2024

Keep his mouth shut

not say anything, especially not reveal a secret.

"would he keep his mouth shut under interrogation?"

by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024

Open my mouth

say something.

"sorry, I'll never open my mouth about you again"

by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024

Watch your mouth

be careful about what you say.

"I know you're upset, but please watch your mouth. There are children present."

by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024

Paper in mouth

You are in love with Josh Agnello

When a girl puts paper in her mouth she is in love with Josh Agnello.

“You put paper in your mouth!!”
“I’m so paper in mouth”

by anonymous August 15, 2024

yapping your mouth

when a nigga excessively yapps their mouth you say "keep yapping your mouth buddy" ✌🏿✌🏿

"yip yip yap" "keep yapping your mouth buddy"

by crazeywazey February 4, 2025