Jack-u-up 

The act of punching in the face, knocking someone out, or hurting someone in another manner

Coach Paffenroth during film session: What are you laughing at Egan?
Egan: Mondo's Tattoo of the Incredible Hulk
Coach Paffenroth: You think thats funny... (break clip board over knee) I'll jack-u-up!

Jack-u-up by madaket06 January 6, 2010

jack into the matrix 

1. to get so stoned as to feel that you are a part of something much larger (as in the movie "the Matrix") than yourself.

2. to get really fucking high on weed or hash

"Hey Billy, wanna catch a movie?"

"No thanks Logan, I thinK I'm gonna go home and jack into the matrix and eat Pringles."

jack into the matrix by Sigsnake January 17, 2010

Jack Page 

one hot guy who lives in santa barbara

damn jack page is so hot

Jack Page by sexychick1995 June 1, 2010

Jack Popwell 

A big boy that loves gay men. He spends the majority of his time thinking of his many gay friends. He is very gay and likes men. I think what I'm really trying to say is he REALLY LIKES GAY MEN.

Jack Popwell likes men.

Jack Popwell by Crabman Jones September 19, 2011

jack the stripper 

A god damn penis.

For fuck sake, Chris is such a jack the stripper.

jack the stripper by jack the stripper21 October 17, 2013

jack on the rocks 

A glass of jack Daniels whiskey with ice. Not as manly as jack nice and tidy, but you won't get a second look drinking this.

"What'll It be today ?"
"Jack on the rocks, go easy on the ice"

jack on the rocks by FerretFTW May 21, 2017

jack martin 

The most amazing guy in the world. Whenever he gives you "the look", the flood gates open wide. He'll read you bedtime stories and cry himself to sleep. He has a schlong equivalent to the size of a sweet gherkin, and isn't afraid to show it off to all the ladies. He's excellent at making commitments, if they involve emotional torture and eternal condemnation. His opinion is always correct, and he won't stop making senseless noise until you agree with him. He's beautiful. He's perfect. He's a duck.

Gee whiz, Mom. Now that you're single I recon you should abduct that Jack Martin fellow. He's quite the catch!

jack martin by Hork; ham pork June 21, 2017