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Your God likes the rod

Billy: Your family tree LGBT.
Tom: No, your God likes the rod!

*Billy's skeleton turns to Ash as he burst into flame, letting out screeches from the hell demons coming to take him to satan himself*
by Gaycreator March 28, 2018
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Your keyboard to God's screen

Variation on "your lips to Gods ears" - may the (perhaps improbable) wish you just typed be received by the Divine, and then brought to fruition. Another way to say, "Boy, I sure hope so!"
"It's like 1989 all over again, in Iran."

"Your keyboard to God's screen."
by smendler June 18, 2009
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oh god help me

please get me out out of heriehehbehunjmaisnydbe shetvstvsysnunsjshvtevtwwnwjn22nwhbhwsnsnw
oh god help me i’m being kidnappppppppppppppppppppppppp
by holdupisthatawalkingmcdonalds October 11, 2020
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god dang it on rye

similar to saying god dang it but when you're even more frustrated or mad. Saying god dang it but with more authority. Similar to ordering a sandwhich in a busy deli at the peak of lunch rush. Usually you have to order real fast, loud and with authority. Give me a Corned Beef on Rye!
example 1

ring...ring...

Jimmy: Yo Eric your phone is ringing

Eric: I know god dang it on Rye!, it's this fooker calling me back for the 50th time to ask me some stupid question about Windows Vista!

example 2

DMV attendant: Sir you are in the wrong line you have to go to the purple line to get your license renewed!

Man: But the assistant up front said I needed to be here in the Grren line!

DMV attandant: No this is for vision testing only you need to go to the purple line over there

Man: But I have been waiting for 45 minutes in this line and that purple line is all the way out the door

DMV attendant: Sir you have to go to the purple line

Man: God dang it on Rye I am going to kill someone
by three-m March 12, 2011
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god awful piece of shit

Someone or something that is so horrendous, appalling, and vile, that it bears a quality which approximates the atrocity of God.
I just watch a movie with Kevin Sorbo, man what a god awful piece of shit!
by Meat_hole December 31, 2015
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And God wept with me

As I was driving along the highway one day and I recalled something profound. As tears began to fill my eyes, it began to rain. As I started to sob, hail began to fall.
Iam "I wept and God wept with me "

Hym "True story."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2022
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where is your god now?

A 4chan meme used to incur fear, mostly sarcastically
Poster 1: I've been pwned!
Poster 2: Indeed. Where is your god now?
by Merovingian August 17, 2005
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