Bro-Friend

A combination of the 2 worst things a woman can say to a guy who likes her:
1. You're just like a brother to me
2. Let's just be friends

The combination of both of these becomes a lethal Left / right hook combo that becomes "Bro-Friend"

Guy: So I was out for drinks with this girl and she dropped the dropped a brutal line on me!

Friend: What was it

Guy: She called me her "Bro-Friend"

Friend: Damnn! you guys are done!

by Age Capo February 16, 2007

Friendaversary

A long lasting friendship between two friends on the day they met. It is like an anniversary, but you add the word friend to it.

Friend #1: hey guess what it is our friendaversary.
Friend #2: cool so do you want a picnic at my house, or we could go see a movie.

by Harmon queen B January 13, 2017

Facebook friend

Person you've spent more time reading their updates online than seeing them in person.

I have no idea where I met this Facebook friend, but I'm really glad she still keeps all her updates public.

by sokirk September 29, 2011

imaginary friend

A figment of the imagination usually made up by little kids who dont have many friends or have a hard childhood life. Or by some insecure teenagers who have to pretend they have friends to impress people. Also made up by insecure friendless adults who pretend like they go out with someone when its all imaginary and made up in thier head.

Sal pretended to have a friend to impress people. People ended up finding out the imaginary friend was a lie and just an act of compensation to make up for his dull life.

by Sal's imaginary friend Bob January 10, 2008

friend zone

A realm of darkness and depression between hell and the earth's surface where innocent males are sent to by attractive/nice females when acting friendly as an attempt to build a good relationship with a female to interest them in a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship. This horrible place is to be avoided at all costs and all males are advised not to develop a crush on their close female friends in order to avoid this.

"So has (malename) had any luck with (femalename)?" - Generic person
"Nah, I don't think the poor guy has a chance at this point, he's waited too long and she put him in the friend zone by now." - Generic person's bro/buddy/pal/friend

by doireallyhavetoenterapseudonym October 15, 2011

My Best Friend

A person I am very thankful for. She helps me to get through my day without even saying a word. I love her so much and she deserves the world <3

Kendall is my best friend, she is one of the greatest people I have ever met.

by Iamverysadl0l June 4, 2021

ugly friend

the friend of the hot girl who is never chosen first. She is always left alone and is very angry about it.

When given the choice between the 2 the guys always chose the prettier friend and leave the ugly big nosed one out of the cold.

You literally have to beg guys to touch the girl to give her a pity screw.

sara is a real ugly friend.

by wankerr December 16, 2008